Pete Wolynec
@petewolynec.bsky.social
Standup comic, recovering sociopath.
Femen Activists Protest Fascism in Paris
YouTube video by Brut America
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March 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I want to be sincere for just one second, because that's as long as I can tolerate being sincere.
January 6, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I want to be sincere for just one second, because that's as long as I can tolerate being sincere.
They say childbirth is a miracle. We have eight billion people on the planet. It's not a miracle if it happens eight billion times. Do you know what else happens eight billion times? McDonald's customers are served.
The only time that's a miracle is when the McFlurry machine is working.
The only time that's a miracle is when the McFlurry machine is working.
December 7, 2024 at 3:31 PM
They say childbirth is a miracle. We have eight billion people on the planet. It's not a miracle if it happens eight billion times. Do you know what else happens eight billion times? McDonald's customers are served.
The only time that's a miracle is when the McFlurry machine is working.
The only time that's a miracle is when the McFlurry machine is working.
I feel bad for the CEO of UnitedHealthCare. He was shot and killed before the ghosts of Christmases Past, Present, and Future were able to visit him.
December 5, 2024 at 8:42 PM
I feel bad for the CEO of UnitedHealthCare. He was shot and killed before the ghosts of Christmases Past, Present, and Future were able to visit him.