Mr Peter
@petethebolt.bsky.social
As seen on TV. Should’ve taken the opportunity to change my username.
I don’t think they should laugh at Daniel Sturridge
January 8, 2026 at 11:54 PM
I don’t think they should laugh at Daniel Sturridge
A nice point after a shitshow bore draw in the pissing rain
January 8, 2026 at 11:52 PM
A nice point after a shitshow bore draw in the pissing rain
How bad are Liverpool tho, can’t believe they’re 4th and still in the FA cup
January 8, 2026 at 11:51 PM
How bad are Liverpool tho, can’t believe they’re 4th and still in the FA cup
Who remembers chips?
January 8, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Who remembers chips?
You do the shake and vac and put the freshness back
January 8, 2026 at 11:42 PM
You do the shake and vac and put the freshness back
I’d rather have a bowl of cocoa pops
January 8, 2026 at 11:42 PM
I’d rather have a bowl of cocoa pops
Would you like to Roger Moore?
January 8, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Would you like to Roger Moore?
Oh I’ve spelt his name wrong
January 8, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Oh I’ve spelt his name wrong
Also good tho isn’t it that we’re moaning about being top of all the leagues and not winning every game, the bar is high and so am I well done everyone.
January 8, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Also good tho isn’t it that we’re moaning about being top of all the leagues and not winning every game, the bar is high and so am I well done everyone.
We can’t be direct, there’s a force field around the opponents goal and the closer we get it forces us sideways and backwards, we’re so good at winning the ball back I wish we’d risk more direct central running and passes.
January 8, 2026 at 11:36 PM
We can’t be direct, there’s a force field around the opponents goal and the closer we get it forces us sideways and backwards, we’re so good at winning the ball back I wish we’d risk more direct central running and passes.
Can I just shock you? I like Gypkeres. We hardly ever pass to him and when we do it’s into feet with his back to goal and he’s always got a man grabbing him. He should attack space better and not drift near post as much but we never give him the ball or cross it quickly
January 8, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Can I just shock you? I like Gypkeres. We hardly ever pass to him and when we do it’s into feet with his back to goal and he’s always got a man grabbing him. He should attack space better and not drift near post as much but we never give him the ball or cross it quickly
*champions league music*
LASAGNAAAAA
LASAGNAAAAA
December 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
*champions league music*
LASAGNAAAAA
LASAGNAAAAA
A400 doing circuits earlier with doors open, dropping maybe SBS with boats into the North Sea, braver than me even in summer!
September 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
A400 doing circuits earlier with doors open, dropping maybe SBS with boats into the North Sea, braver than me even in summer!
Worst pundit rotation? Robbie Mustoe, Theo Walcott, Daniel Sturridge, Danny Murphy. Co-comms Robbie Savage.
August 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Worst pundit rotation? Robbie Mustoe, Theo Walcott, Daniel Sturridge, Danny Murphy. Co-comms Robbie Savage.
Theo Walcott - he’s not the tallest player in the Arsenal department, but he’s in the right time at the right time. It’s like Stath Lets Flats
August 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Theo Walcott - he’s not the tallest player in the Arsenal department, but he’s in the right time at the right time. It’s like Stath Lets Flats
I have bought a lottery ticket! And now we wait. Genuinely feel it’s happening this time, I will be reckless and so very fat but smell incredible, I’ll get the workwear dude to dress me for my new shape
May 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I have bought a lottery ticket! And now we wait. Genuinely feel it’s happening this time, I will be reckless and so very fat but smell incredible, I’ll get the workwear dude to dress me for my new shape
I’ll chuck my hat in the ring
April 21, 2025 at 10:35 AM
I’ll chuck my hat in the ring
Not risen today has he
April 21, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Not risen today has he
Why did the mango chutney? Because man worked in chutney
March 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Why did the mango chutney? Because man worked in chutney
Life’s finer, in China.
Do more, in Singapore.
It won’t be banned, in Thailand.
Get it India.
Do more, in Singapore.
It won’t be banned, in Thailand.
Get it India.
February 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Life’s finer, in China.
Do more, in Singapore.
It won’t be banned, in Thailand.
Get it India.
Do more, in Singapore.
It won’t be banned, in Thailand.
Get it India.
Explore your Libya
February 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Explore your Libya
You won’t have a shit ‘un, in Great Britain. Come and visit today, we’re all waiting.
February 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
You won’t have a shit ‘un, in Great Britain. Come and visit today, we’re all waiting.