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Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️
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NSFW. 🔞 Imaginary author of legendary proportions. Real life occasional dick pic poster.
Vintage men’s phallocentric gay smut. https://linktr.ee/peterschutes
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For you youngsters who don’t watch MeTV, Mr. Ed was a TV show about a talking horse whose owner was named Wilbur.
A man with a horse-sized cock (actually, a little bigger) stands naked with a wadded washcloth, scrubbing his belly. The caption reads: IN HIGH SCHOOL THEY CALLED HIM "MR. ED." THEY JEERED AND CALLED OUT "WI-I-I-LBUR!" STAMPING THEIR FEET AND WHINNYING. BUT HERE AT THE ACADEMY, MEN NEVER TALKED ABOUT HIS DICK. IT WAS THE ELEPHANT IN THE LOCKER ROOM.
November 15, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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If I gave you wood, would you hold it against me? #fcf
Me clutching my gargantuan bulge. The background is wood grain. Text - Got wood? Happy FCF.
November 15, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Little Shamus by Peter Schutes. You can get the ebook or read this in the paperback “Muscle Bottom”. Available wherever fine smut is sold.

Or, if you must, get the paperback on Amazon: a.co/d/24LbOIH
Ebook cover for Little Shamus. Text: I could have stayed like that with Coach Hurley for the rest of my life. Or at least it felt like it. I didn’t feel any pain at all; it was pure pleasure.
November 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Shhh! This is a library!
A shelf full of pulp fiction at the Tom of Finland library. The caption reads “Librarians are the cornerstones of democracy.”
November 13, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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I would argue the opposite, of course, but I’m a size queen.
From the book “Penis size and enlargement: facts, fallacies, and proven methods.” The ideal penis size “In the 1600s, French surgeon Nicolas Venette wrote a popular sex manual, Tableau de l'amour Conjugal. In one of the chapters, he specifies precisely what comprises a big penis, a small penis, and an ideal-sized penis. Wonder if you sport the "ideal" size? Here's what he specifies: Nature, which does nothing wihout a plan, established laws for all body parts. Those which serve amorous functions generally have a certain dimension among men and women. The member of the man, according to these laws, should not usually be more than six or eight inches in length, and three or four inches in circumference. That's just the right size which nature has maintained in forming this organ in the majority of cases. If the penis is bigger and thicker, then it takes too much artifice to make it move. For that reason, the inhabitants of Midi (in southern France) are less suited for procreation . than we are. So now we know that the men in the South of France are well-endowed--or at least they were three centuries ago. However, Dr. Venette warns that a large penis can be a hindrance in sexual intercourse.” My caption: he’s just envious of the men of Midi.
November 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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One Eternal Day by Peter Schutes
Get the Ebook now: www.smashwords.com/books/view/1...
Cover of the ebook. Text: It was not tight; my finger slipped in like a snake slithering into a leather purse.
November 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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#mcm is a thirst-fest. #underwear #bulto
My big bulge in tight briefs. Headline: Monochrom Bulge
November 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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They had to wipe down the kiln.
A glazed clay sculpture of a Honcho magazine, two hairy men engaged in sexual congress. Headlines A real scorcher, nudes, men men men, sailor d_ck power, hot men, love lust sexy. Caption: Ceramics class was hot.
November 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Just keep slapping it until it burps forth a creamy load.
A muscular man holds a Pringle’s can-sized cock in one hand. The caption “Like Burping a Baby”
November 8, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Don’t burn your mouth. #fcf
My massive cock and balls dwarfs a bottle of Tabasco sauce. (1 oz, tiny airplane bottle). Headline: Fat and Spicy.
November 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Miles High by Peter Schutes

Join the club and read the smut on Smashwords: www.smashwords.com/books/view/7...
Cover image with Text: The plane gathered speed on the runway. Jeffrey cried out as Ashe put one, then two fingers into his ass. The plane lifted off; Ashe slipped a third huge finger into Jeffrey’s hole.
November 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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He was carrying the Costco-sized Braunschweiger. Mine came from the Piggly Wiggly.
A long, massive log of Black Forest Braunschweiger next to a short but very thick roll of the same. The big one is labeled “Him” and the short one is labeled “me”.
November 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Ceci n’est pas une toilette.
An art installation in the Tom of Finland Garden composed of two different urinals, one the individual kind, the other a trough. A sign reads “This is not a working urinal”. I added the caption “How does your garden grow?”
November 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Tuber cannibalism hurts everyone.
A drunken cone of French fries eats itself.
November 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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If you can take this guy, give me a ring. I might have something for you.
A drawing of an extremely well-endowed man; the head of his thick, coffee-can sized cock rests on a table. The text reads: BO UNDID HIS JEANS AND LET THEM FALL TO THE FLOOR. FRANCO'S CIGARETTE FELL FROM HIS MOUTH. "JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY! YOU'RE A GODDAMN CIRCUS ACT."
November 3, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Eggs and breakfast meat. Not vegan. #mcm #cockpumping
My very fat, pumped cock holding a quarter. Headline: High Inflation.
November 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Cosmic Cage - an erotic science fiction duology by Peter Schutes and Jean-Paul Garnier. Really good shit, if I do say so myself.

#mpreg

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A groovy image of a nude male twisted in knots hovering over a blue planet. The text reads: Once an Orchardman started to show, his only job was to shower and gestate.
November 2, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Logger’s Delight - a blue collar romance with big logs and tiny twigs. Ebook by Peter Schutes is on Smashwords or you can try scouring the dungeon on Amazon, where most of my stuff lives there.
Cover of Ebook with a hot lumberjack sitting on a great big stump. Text: DOUG'S COCK SNAPPED TO ATTENTION. THE ENERGY CHANGED FROM TENDERNESS TO LUST IN AN INSTANT. LOGAN UNDID THE STRAPS OF DOUG'S OVERALLS AND UNBUTTONED HIS PENDLETON.
November 1, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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Happy #fcf - And may the Halloween spirit bring you some lovely fat candy.
Me clutching my fat belly with my enormous cock and balls dangling out of the fly of a pair of black jeans. Text: Keep It Fat
October 31, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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This is a truly raunchy fireman’s tale. Firehouse Lovers, set in San Francisco in the 1970s, is one of Peter Schutes’s finest short stories. Or so I imagine he told me.
A Tom of Finland-esque drawing of firemen. Text: Travis twitched and writhed, overcome with pleasure. He couldn't believe his ass could make him feel so good.
October 31, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Panama Heat by Peter Schutes

Get the ebook on Smashwords: www.smashwords.com/books/view/7...
Cover of ebook of Panama Heat. Text: With ten more days before touching land, the buffet of repressed male sensuality would be a king’s feast.
October 30, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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I tried all the numbers, but no one answered.
An ad from the 1970s for “The Club” aka the Club Bath Chain. Wherever you travel, a friend is near. It includes a list of cities and phone numbers. 30 US cities and 6 in Canada. Caption: Meet me in St. Louis
October 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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It speaks for itself.
A chair turned into a work of art. The seat is a painting of a Sister of Perpetual Indulgence with her tongue hanging out. The back of the chair reads, “Spreading Joy”. My caption is “No Context.”
October 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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My butt. #mcm #jockstrap
Me holding my luscious, fuckable ass framed by an Oxballs jockstrap. Headline - Monochrome Booty.
October 27, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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I’m more into things than I am into leather.
A chap book called “Leather and Things”. I ask the question “Is that a leather glove in your pocket, or is that your thing?”
October 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM