The two emperors, Trump and Elon, in a loves quarrel.

Emperor Trump hailing his new cabinet picks

The truism of political speech is that if you have to explain, you've already lost. Since when does a leader have to explain he's the leader? If Trump were a real leader, there would be no doubt.

Hmmm. President Elon can't get certain security clearances from the US government owing to his penchant for Ketamine and failing to report critical conversations with foreign officials. VP Trump will likely let his good buddy off the hook. Musk will put Americans in danger for a buck.

The Kremlin loves Trump. Will our dear leader tell Putin to get the hell out of Ukraine? I think not. The Orange turd is no Reagan.

Billionaire Elon with his kid on his shoulders, prancing around the US Capitol.
When asked if Social Security would be around for his kid, Elon whispered, "Who cares? He's rich. And the rich take care of their own, with the help of American taxpayers."

This is War of the Worlds.

Elon Musk is alien.

And he aims to delete you.

I didn't know I was predicting the future.