My favorite cologne; Eau de Bedwetter

The classic Pokémon diaper is sickkkkk

Ooooo I like marbles!

Touché…

I’m honestly not sure, they went on sale last April and there may have only been a limited amount.

I’d suggest going through the website and making sure you still can

Think we can get you to bed messer by 2027? 😜

But for real, congrats, thinking good thoughts for this 24/7 journey!

Do you already have a badge??

Oh I meant bc you seem to becoming even more addicted to having all your adult privileges taken away…

But being good at your leapfrog game is good too! Have you managed to get out of the kindergarten level yet though?

Ah so we know they work!! 😘

Taking this to the next level with the Board requiring your caregiver to put signs on your lawn declaring that a Stage 4 Regressee lives here.

Makes sure everyone drives carefully and doesn’t wonder why it smells so bad

Honestly, all gummies of all kinds should be considered regression meds, if only for the sensory fun hehe

Omg crib twins 💕🦖