They know we're tied of so much winning

They were just hanging out on a capsized boat in the middle of the ocean. How was anyone to know if they were in distress?

I thought affordability was a hoax. Now he's fixing it? How do you fix something that's not real?

Kids these days needing consolation prizes

Isn't falsifying a police report a crime?

The grift is strong with this one!

Seems like a apt metaphor for handing our tax dollars to companies like space x

In the wrong lane?

Talks are going nowhere? I thought he had deals with 200 countries a couple of weeks ago!?

Safety Dance (Men Without Hats)

I got a notice that Max was soon going to be HBO Max, and I thought, "isn't it already?" Someone has too much time on their hands!

If the people can't afford bread, let them eat less bread

He posts these obviously faked images, but can't understand the difference between a photo of tattoos and numbers/letters superimposed on that photo. Such a buffoon

Unless they're the president and they're excited to have learned the word "groceries"

I didn't realize the jaguars would eat *my* face

"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere" - MLK

I can't count the times we've heard "he's bluffing," "he's joking," "he's employing hyperbole," only to have him go and do exactly the thing he said. "When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time." - Maya Angelou

I mean "maybe" it's just a cop out. I agree we should decry inaction

Maybe. I know a lot of people who withheld their vote because Harris wasn't perfect for them in some way or another, and so instead we have the current dumpster fire. A lot of them still think that was the right choice, which I can't wrap my head around. I think "better" is preferable to "worse"