Agreed. But maybe wipe the crumbs off.

There isn't one which couldn't be a spoof commercial on The Simpsons.

Gruntled? I seem to remember a P.G Wodehouse line about time having "done nothing to gruntle" a disgruntled man.

Not Ironass, then?

I saw The JTQ about 1990 or so. Their set opened with a hit on the snare drum which was subjectively the single loudest sound I ever heard. A guy standing by the PA reacted like he'd been shot!

A penguin walks into a bar, says to the guy serving "Excuse me, has my Dad been in here?" The guy replies "I don't know, what's he look like?"