We had a weed in the front yard that we missed. Then it got big. Then it started growing tomatoes? Pretty good for accidental gardening, right?

This bill would effectively ban the performance of SO many of the classics of Western culture that the GOP elite love to hold up on a pedestal. I suspect that trying to carve out a "fine arts" exemption is just going to make this legally DOA, which is exactly where it ought to be.

*cue Woody Guthrie*

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First of all - this kind of commandeering of the NEA is outrageous and short-sighted. BUT what if we hacked it? I'm thinking of "The Producers": submit something so over-the-top patriotic that it 1) wins the award, and 2) plays as comedy.

We went electric. We also went the Elon gets $0 route. (NATO solidarity!) Bonus - check out where the best fast charger in town is:

Briefly re. the Kennedy Center takeover - reminder that drag shows and patriotism aren't mutually exclusive:

I made a thing for halftime. I'm pretty sure the audience = just me.

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