Peter Lorenz
@peterlorenz.bsky.social
What if they pay him in K?
November 19, 2025 at 1:29 AM
What if they pay him in K?
Surrealists have taken over the WH.
November 15, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Surrealists have taken over the WH.
Pardon the AI slop.
November 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Pardon the AI slop.
Begun, the rebellion has.
November 13, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Begun, the rebellion has.
Sick (in a good way)
November 13, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Sick (in a good way)
Sorry we crashed it. Good job putting it together though.
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Sorry we crashed it. Good job putting it together though.
Wario Jefferies in action. Go get’em.
November 12, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Wario Jefferies in action. Go get’em.
People must be aroused.
November 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
People must be aroused.
Oh is it time for a massive firm to socialize costs and privatize profits again already?
November 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Oh is it time for a massive firm to socialize costs and privatize profits again already?
The more they thin their votes out to win by 52%-56% the more susceptible they are to a 8%-10% swing. Packing and cracking only goes so far.
November 5, 2025 at 12:48 PM
The more they thin their votes out to win by 52%-56% the more susceptible they are to a 8%-10% swing. Packing and cracking only goes so far.
Wow. He looks tired and bizarrely leathery.
November 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Wow. He looks tired and bizarrely leathery.
Highest quality signage. D&D tier.
November 2, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Highest quality signage. D&D tier.
Who watches the watchmen
October 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Who watches the watchmen
He would incinerate millions of public dollars if doing so gave him $100.
October 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
He would incinerate millions of public dollars if doing so gave him $100.
I guess she can’t hid in the normal places because it’s demo’d.
October 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I guess she can’t hid in the normal places because it’s demo’d.
This is incomprehensible to me.
October 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
This is incomprehensible to me.
I guess I’m too old to know what the F this means.
October 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I guess I’m too old to know what the F this means.
The president gave guns to his vigilantes, militias and criminal gangs. Police state stuff. Anti-democracy state-endorsed terrorism.
October 22, 2025 at 11:57 AM
The president gave guns to his vigilantes, militias and criminal gangs. Police state stuff. Anti-democracy state-endorsed terrorism.
Hey the Know Nothing Party is back.
October 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Hey the Know Nothing Party is back.
…or smaller hands.
October 21, 2025 at 11:27 AM
…or smaller hands.
I’d buy this. Really.
October 20, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I’d buy this. Really.
It’s like someone gave him a fascism coloring book and he is just trying to make the pages real.
October 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
It’s like someone gave him a fascism coloring book and he is just trying to make the pages real.
It’s weird that her necklace doesn’t burn her neck, you’d think it would, what with all the crazy-ass lies and all.
October 17, 2025 at 4:15 AM
It’s weird that her necklace doesn’t burn her neck, you’d think it would, what with all the crazy-ass lies and all.