Peter Romeo
@peterjromeo.bsky.social
I don’t know why I’m here, I just know I don’t want to be in the other place.
In the end, that really was more of a Four Seasons Total Military Parade.
June 15, 2025 at 9:29 PM
In the end, that really was more of a Four Seasons Total Military Parade.
Remember, if you see white smoke and a laser light show at the Vatican, it means AC/DC is about to take the stage.
May 8, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Remember, if you see white smoke and a laser light show at the Vatican, it means AC/DC is about to take the stage.
From an in-class discussion today on the subject of adult responsibility:
Me: Well, talk to me in twenty years and we’ll see if you feel the same way.
Student: We’ll need a Ouija board to talk to you in twenty years.
I mean, you have to give props to that one. That’s a pretty solid comeback.
Me: Well, talk to me in twenty years and we’ll see if you feel the same way.
Student: We’ll need a Ouija board to talk to you in twenty years.
I mean, you have to give props to that one. That’s a pretty solid comeback.
April 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
From an in-class discussion today on the subject of adult responsibility:
Me: Well, talk to me in twenty years and we’ll see if you feel the same way.
Student: We’ll need a Ouija board to talk to you in twenty years.
I mean, you have to give props to that one. That’s a pretty solid comeback.
Me: Well, talk to me in twenty years and we’ll see if you feel the same way.
Student: We’ll need a Ouija board to talk to you in twenty years.
I mean, you have to give props to that one. That’s a pretty solid comeback.
Interviewer: So, Ben Franklin, you’ve done many great things, but have you ever had the impulse to just f*** everyone over and ruin people’s lives on a regular basis for the next couple hundred years?
Ben Franklin: Absolutely (reaches for sketchbook). I call it “Daylight Savings Time.”
Ben Franklin: Absolutely (reaches for sketchbook). I call it “Daylight Savings Time.”
March 9, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Interviewer: So, Ben Franklin, you’ve done many great things, but have you ever had the impulse to just f*** everyone over and ruin people’s lives on a regular basis for the next couple hundred years?
Ben Franklin: Absolutely (reaches for sketchbook). I call it “Daylight Savings Time.”
Ben Franklin: Absolutely (reaches for sketchbook). I call it “Daylight Savings Time.”
It looks like Trump is going to have to pay $130,000 to Ukraine after these peace talks, because he certainly is trying to f*** them right now.
February 19, 2025 at 1:47 PM
It looks like Trump is going to have to pay $130,000 to Ukraine after these peace talks, because he certainly is trying to f*** them right now.
Elon Musk convincing people that there is an entire “parasite” class stealing money away from the average person through federal programs while simultaneously being a billionaire whose company paid $0 in federal income taxes is an absolutely stunning piece of mind-f***ery.
February 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Elon Musk convincing people that there is an entire “parasite” class stealing money away from the average person through federal programs while simultaneously being a billionaire whose company paid $0 in federal income taxes is an absolutely stunning piece of mind-f***ery.
Come on, guys, the Gulf of Mexico is just going through a phase, it’s not really the Gulf of America. It’ll grow out of it. It just needs to meet a nice shoreline. Isn’t that how it works?
February 13, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Come on, guys, the Gulf of Mexico is just going through a phase, it’s not really the Gulf of America. It’ll grow out of it. It just needs to meet a nice shoreline. Isn’t that how it works?
I think the Chiefs need to start seriously considering that their coach is not going to take them for ice cream after this game.
February 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I think the Chiefs need to start seriously considering that their coach is not going to take them for ice cream after this game.
My son has a Spider-Man bank and we discovered today that the rubber stopper is directly between Spider-Man’s legs. More than that, to get the coins to fall out, you have to repeatedly thrust your finger in and out of the hole, and that is just not a good look for anybody.
February 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
My son has a Spider-Man bank and we discovered today that the rubber stopper is directly between Spider-Man’s legs. More than that, to get the coins to fall out, you have to repeatedly thrust your finger in and out of the hole, and that is just not a good look for anybody.
The craziest thing about all the stuff Kanye tweeted today is that he is still only the second most harmful billionaire in the country right now.
February 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
The craziest thing about all the stuff Kanye tweeted today is that he is still only the second most harmful billionaire in the country right now.
Every time I think this man can't go any lower, he does something like what he's doing now in his press conference: blaming the air collision on DEl practices.
January 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Every time I think this man can't go any lower, he does something like what he's doing now in his press conference: blaming the air collision on DEl practices.
I love how it's day three and the latest Official Enemy of the State is (checks notes) a bishop who quoted Jesus and spoke about compassion. They are very upset about this.
January 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I love how it's day three and the latest Official Enemy of the State is (checks notes) a bishop who quoted Jesus and spoke about compassion. They are very upset about this.
So are we absolutely sure that *this* place isn’t owned by fascists? Because I’m really getting tired of making new accounts.
January 18, 2025 at 10:44 PM
So are we absolutely sure that *this* place isn’t owned by fascists? Because I’m really getting tired of making new accounts.
I’m assuming this isn’t the first time someone thought “Thank God that’s over” after a Matt Gaetz withdrawal.
November 21, 2024 at 10:16 PM
I’m assuming this isn’t the first time someone thought “Thank God that’s over” after a Matt Gaetz withdrawal.