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🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎
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petergmitchell.bsky.social
such depravity
as long as it's all legal
if you're keen on that

#haiku #haikufeels #keen
a close up of a person 's face with makeup
Alt: doctor frank n furter raises an eyebrow
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November 16, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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"This REALLY pisses me off."
David Lo Pan
a man with long hair and a beard is sitting in front of a television and says now this really pisses me off
ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is sitting in front of a television and says now this really pisses me off
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November 16, 2025 at 6:28 AM
petergmitchell.bsky.social
Let. The Wookie. Win.
a robot says " let the wookie win " in a star wars scene
Alt: on the millenium falcon, C3P0 says let the wookie win
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November 16, 2025 at 6:19 AM
petergmitchell.bsky.social
Keep the CFL Canadian! 🏈 #GreyCup
November 16, 2025 at 2:11 AM
petergmitchell.bsky.social
no dog ever thought
I'm going to gnaw this bone
it's automatic

#haiku #haikufeels #gnaw
two puppies are playing with a toy and one of them is laying down next to another puppy .
Alt: two puppies gnaw opposite ends of the same bone
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November 15, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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Prolly not the same crap that non-guys get... but yeah.
November 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
petergmitchell.bsky.social
Hit by pitch extravaganza.
November 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM
petergmitchell.bsky.social
#soon
a dog is standing on top of a turtle on a street
Alt: a dog stands on a walking turtle
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November 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM
petergmitchell.bsky.social
a cartoon drawing of a ouija board with the letters abcdefghijklm nopqrstuvwxyz 1234567890 good bye
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a ouija board with the letters abcdefghijklm nopqrstuvwxyz 1234567890 good bye
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November 14, 2025 at 1:25 PM
petergmitchell.bsky.social
now that I've retired
no one pays me to edit
find your own mistakes

#haiku #haikufeels #edit
a man pointing at a microphone with the words good editors don 't edit below him
Alt: a good editor only edits when they are remunerated
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November 14, 2025 at 12:35 PM
petergmitchell.bsky.social
#ISWYDT
a picture of a forest with the words no.1 on the top
Alt: a picture of a larch tree with the words no.1 on the top
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November 13, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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a collie dog standing next to a man looking at him
Alt: lassie barks at a stoner who translates from dog to human "timmy fell down a well and you pushed him in"
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November 13, 2025 at 11:52 AM
petergmitchell.bsky.social
once too many times
the bucket comes from the well
now it brings a hole

#haiku #haikufeels #well
a cartoon of snow white looking out of a hole in a wall
Alt: snow white sings to her reflection in the wishing well
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November 13, 2025 at 11:22 AM
petergmitchell.bsky.social
dun-dun-daaaaaah!
November 12, 2025 at 9:15 PM
petergmitchell.bsky.social
a dog named never...
open the back door and yell:
never come inside!

#haiku #haikufeels #never
a french bulldog laying down on a tile floor
Alt: a french bulldog cocks its head because it is confused
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November 12, 2025 at 1:33 PM
petergmitchell.bsky.social
a bald man is covering his face with his hands while sitting at a table .
Alt: captain picard caught in an infinite facepalm loop
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November 12, 2025 at 1:24 PM
petergmitchell.bsky.social
consider the loss:
time, sweat, cash, lust, meals, hair, nights...
love was worth it all

#haiku #haikufeels #loss
a black and white photo of a young man in a leather coat .
Alt: a spectre fades away to nothing
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November 11, 2025 at 12:58 PM
petergmitchell.bsky.social
At what cost?

Rick just wants to tell you how he's feeling...
November 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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The support group you didn't know you needed!

It snuck up on me for years. You don't notice when you lose a little each day.

The day of the first surgery, I'm in the operating room, my doctor is rooting around in my eye then...

I CAN READ THE CLOCK ON THE WALL!

#IDDM
November 10, 2025 at 1:32 PM
petergmitchell.bsky.social
cataracts removed
visual fog is lifted
clear sight is jarring

#haiku #haikufeels #jarring
a man wearing sunglasses and a denim jacket holds a piece of paper in his hand
Alt: marty mcfly removes his sunglasses and says whoa
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November 10, 2025 at 12:45 PM
petergmitchell.bsky.social
thank you!

my first attempt was this definition but, when I searched for a definition, google kept saying "do you mean CANNING?"...

but I dig your 'ku!
November 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
petergmitchell.bsky.social
My earliest TV memory, growing up in Kingston, is watching Danny Burgess on... WWNY from Watertown?
November 10, 2025 at 4:55 AM