Absolutely

It was on the pitch side adverts last weekend

Same with many humans

Yep

Best national anthem

Slid back under their stones

It was facetious. To listen to Newcastle fans, you’d think they’d never signed a player currently in a contract with another club. Breaking promises gets round the agents, which might explain the difficulty in signing players

Have all Newcastles signings been out of contract free agents?

I assume that all Newcastles new signings were free agents, because you’re not allowed to sign players from other clubs

Always does. Got a yellow for diving on his debut

I thought there was zero public transport, at least that’s the impression that the Bluenoses are trying to give

The guy needs sectioning

Irresponsible play from both Brook and Root. Leaving a weakened tail exposed

I haven’t seen a school report for some time but when I was working I was told not to write any opinions in job references just clean unambiguous facts. Maybe it’s the same for teachers too