— speaking as an M’s fan whose first great baseball trauma was watching America root for this obviously roided up cheater (yes, obvious at the time) over Griffey in the HR race. Again, just disgusting.

I don’t get steroids era nostalgia. How many great ball players will we never know or never know well because they were handicapped by their integrity? Just disgusting.

At about the time that they learn the question mark goes outside the quotation marks ;)

People saying “in modern history” and meaning “I don’t know history and don’t look things up”

The real question you should be asking yourself is: what kind of chintzy-ass scissors can’t take a hit from a rock?

Uhhhh, yeah unless the paper – I don’t know – COVERED UP THE ROCK. What even IS the rock anymore? This is not some petty physical defeat. What is that rock’s IDENTITY now? Who does it tell itself it is?

It sounds like you’re more upset than Rip Torn hearing his nephew slipped in the bathtub and drowned. “Ohhh Freddy… Poor, innocent, irresponsible wonderful Freddy…”

Remember when he threw that guy’s head into outer space?