Please, Justin, I can’t go back to my people and say I got nothing from you. Just claim you’re going to do something at the border and everything will be fine. Please!

More photos from Trump's meeting with Newsom.

No Mr. President, I don't hink it would be appropriate to roast a marshmallow over there.

It's going to rain here in Los Angeles over the next few days. Will Trump:
A. Take credit for the rain B. Blame Newsom for it not raining harder C. Dirty his diaper D. all of the above

Really enjoying some of this new AI stuff!

Can anyone tell me what they think is happening in this photo?

Finally something Ai is really useful for.

I think it’s about time Bluesky works on a new project. Any thought?

Coming To A Theater Near You, January 20th, 2025

I love when I hear someone say they want to “own a lib”. I know what my home is worth. I know how much I have in the bank. I know what I make a year. Guess what, you and your pick-up truck can’t afford me.

Sometimes you gotta do the right thing. Fuck you Elon, you scumbag.

And for Secretary of State, I nominate The Penguin.