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Wherever you are, someone is behind you.
November 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Wherever you are, someone is behind you.
We don't talk enough about male giant fly mental health.
November 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
We don't talk enough about male giant fly mental health.
And there's 7 of them. One is 3 guys in a trenchcoat.
November 5, 2025 at 5:18 PM
And there's 7 of them. One is 3 guys in a trenchcoat.
No, I was busy being raptured.
November 2, 2025 at 10:50 PM
No, I was busy being raptured.
My council told me I can just put used pods in the recycling. I don't even have to bag them up.
November 2, 2025 at 10:46 PM
My council told me I can just put used pods in the recycling. I don't even have to bag them up.
I have a brand new cool one that's a bit like an autistic frog doing an impression of a motor scooter!
October 30, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I have a brand new cool one that's a bit like an autistic frog doing an impression of a motor scooter!
Friends and family: Now stop pretending to be Harry Potter!
October 28, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Friends and family: Now stop pretending to be Harry Potter!
Checked on my buddy and he's screaming. Good job I put him in space or he'd be annoying.
October 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Checked on my buddy and he's screaming. Good job I put him in space or he'd be annoying.
A friend of mine asked his young son what he'd like for dinner and he said "I can't remember what it's called, but it begins with 'b'". "Oh, I know - bersgetti!"...
October 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
A friend of mine asked his young son what he'd like for dinner and he said "I can't remember what it's called, but it begins with 'b'". "Oh, I know - bersgetti!"...
But that bag might contain 47 golf balls or a basketball court. Makes one think.
October 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
But that bag might contain 47 golf balls or a basketball court. Makes one think.
Everyone pronounces flan.
October 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Everyone pronounces flan.
When the season's over, change it to Boobless... to compensate.
October 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
When the season's over, change it to Boobless... to compensate.
There's also tins of coconut cream.
October 3, 2025 at 12:58 PM
There's also tins of coconut cream.
In Sussex we could declare "veinites" to call a truce.
October 1, 2025 at 6:31 PM
In Sussex we could declare "veinites" to call a truce.
Getting to see them start to emerge as people with real personalities is truly one of the best things in life.
September 22, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Getting to see them start to emerge as people with real personalities is truly one of the best things in life.
Close to the home of the saga: maps.app.goo.gl/kMsWfusQgddN...
September 22, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Close to the home of the saga: maps.app.goo.gl/kMsWfusQgddN...
I asked a rose, but they didn't give clear consent.
September 18, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I asked a rose, but they didn't give clear consent.
He has always been precisely that!
September 17, 2025 at 11:51 PM
He has always been precisely that!
Will do, looks class!
September 8, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Will do, looks class!
It's always today.
September 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
It's always today.
Colonoscopy is a specific endoscopy of the colon and the colon isn't at the end of anything.
August 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Colonoscopy is a specific endoscopy of the colon and the colon isn't at the end of anything.
When did AI slop become amazing?
August 20, 2025 at 12:49 PM
When did AI slop become amazing?
Do you have a link please Seána?
August 13, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Do you have a link please Seána?