Well this is my last chance then. In the Mid 90s i wandered into a Minneapolis book store called dream haven books, started shopping, looked up to the register and saw someone i would swear was you talking to the clerk. My brain seized, i said something like “blugh” and left. Was it you?

Thanks man

Thanks Dan

Self defense mechanism

Thats the one

Tell us how it goes! And enjoy your inevitable super sized fries

Oh, protip, if you try this, don’t TELL anyone. That leads to awkward

Every six months or so, I do a Yes day, where ill agree to anything anyone asks that doesn’t hurt or take advantage of anyone. Its how i got my first tattoo and tried sushi. Its why I’m packing children’s lunches at a shelter one day a week. Sounds dumb, but the world can love you if you let it.

I know youve got the answer already but what a weirdo

Reply guy Local 420 produces a quality product

I vaguely remember you posting about never using drafts. I started looking for it but its like 5 in the morning and I don’t know why im doing this

Its ablest to expect me to have enough self awareness to criticize myself

2009 there was Vampire Wars and Madia Wars. Horrible

I mentioned this post to Leia and it got complicated

Congratulations on somehow not getting scolded by someone for this

I either replied to the wrong thing or youve got a front row seat to a psychotic episode. Either way, good morning!