Pete Nema
@petenema.bsky.social
Mountain biking computer engineer. Ex-concert photographer. Music lover.
Don’t forget what they say: Never trust a squirrel.
December 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Don’t forget what they say: Never trust a squirrel.
“No, you pull my finger”
October 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
“No, you pull my finger”
Things I hate about myself part 1: In the morning, underwear sock pants shirt; at night, pants underwear socks shirt. Asymmetrical. Fuxk.
September 28, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Things I hate about myself part 1: In the morning, underwear sock pants shirt; at night, pants underwear socks shirt. Asymmetrical. Fuxk.
Thinking about baby names: I like the name Nora for a girl, but if it’s a boy, then Ignora.
September 18, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Thinking about baby names: I like the name Nora for a girl, but if it’s a boy, then Ignora.
How’s your memory? Poor, but still not bad enough? Do you still have memories of yesterday and find it irritating?
Have you tried weed?
Have you tried weed?
September 13, 2025 at 2:49 AM
How’s your memory? Poor, but still not bad enough? Do you still have memories of yesterday and find it irritating?
Have you tried weed?
Have you tried weed?
Do you like cheese? Then I guarantee you’re going to love this: melted cheese.
August 24, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Do you like cheese? Then I guarantee you’re going to love this: melted cheese.
I asked ChatGPT what a dad joke would look like if it was a person, and it generated this scarily accurate vision, t-shirt included. Don’t unfollow me.
August 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I asked ChatGPT what a dad joke would look like if it was a person, and it generated this scarily accurate vision, t-shirt included. Don’t unfollow me.
The stupid thing about politics is that it shouldn’t contain so much stupidity. (I have no idea how to solve this problem, BTW.)
August 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The stupid thing about politics is that it shouldn’t contain so much stupidity. (I have no idea how to solve this problem, BTW.)
I’m curious about your choice to buy those shoes. What was the trigger. I need to know.
July 12, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I’m curious about your choice to buy those shoes. What was the trigger. I need to know.
Movie Pitch: An androgynous alien travels through space and time to warn Earth about an impending extinction event. But the alien lands in the U.S. and all Americans want to do is discuss the birth gender of the alien, and which bathroom they should use.
June 23, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Movie Pitch: An androgynous alien travels through space and time to warn Earth about an impending extinction event. But the alien lands in the U.S. and all Americans want to do is discuss the birth gender of the alien, and which bathroom they should use.
And the Lord said, “Get thee to a banana farm.”
Anyway, I’m pretty sure that’s what he said. So…
Anyway, I’m pretty sure that’s what he said. So…
May 6, 2025 at 1:14 PM
And the Lord said, “Get thee to a banana farm.”
Anyway, I’m pretty sure that’s what he said. So…
Anyway, I’m pretty sure that’s what he said. So…
This morning I found a note in my cereal box that just said “RUN”. I still ate it.
April 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
This morning I found a note in my cereal box that just said “RUN”. I still ate it.
Just found my new favourite album (at least for a little bit).
Band: Umphrey’s McGee
Album: Zonkey
A wonderful and creative collection of mashups. What would Frankie Goes To Hollywood and Rob Zombie sounds like? Ok that, plus just a taste of Pink Floyd? Are we done?
This is so good.
Band: Umphrey’s McGee
Album: Zonkey
A wonderful and creative collection of mashups. What would Frankie Goes To Hollywood and Rob Zombie sounds like? Ok that, plus just a taste of Pink Floyd? Are we done?
This is so good.
November 25, 2024 at 12:26 AM
Just found my new favourite album (at least for a little bit).
Band: Umphrey’s McGee
Album: Zonkey
A wonderful and creative collection of mashups. What would Frankie Goes To Hollywood and Rob Zombie sounds like? Ok that, plus just a taste of Pink Floyd? Are we done?
This is so good.
Band: Umphrey’s McGee
Album: Zonkey
A wonderful and creative collection of mashups. What would Frankie Goes To Hollywood and Rob Zombie sounds like? Ok that, plus just a taste of Pink Floyd? Are we done?
This is so good.
My new favourite euphemism for “taking a shit” is “throwing logs”.
October 20, 2024 at 6:02 AM
My new favourite euphemism for “taking a shit” is “throwing logs”.
Sometimes when I fart, the smell reminds me of being in Florida. I can’t explain this.
October 5, 2024 at 2:58 AM
Sometimes when I fart, the smell reminds me of being in Florida. I can’t explain this.
I want a shirt that looks like I’m wearing two shirts. People will feel so stupid when they learn it’s only one.
September 29, 2024 at 12:15 AM
I want a shirt that looks like I’m wearing two shirts. People will feel so stupid when they learn it’s only one.
I truly hate that so much of my dream time is taken up with finding a toilet that isn’t occupied.
September 11, 2024 at 2:37 PM
I truly hate that so much of my dream time is taken up with finding a toilet that isn’t occupied.
When you’re wearing sunglasses but still need read the menu (and you’re old).
September 1, 2024 at 3:41 AM
When you’re wearing sunglasses but still need read the menu (and you’re old).
You can start your own port-a-potty company if you want, but you’ll never come up with a better company name for it than “Honey Bucket” 😂
#honeybucket #portapotty
#honeybucket #portapotty
August 31, 2024 at 2:09 AM
You can start your own port-a-potty company if you want, but you’ll never come up with a better company name for it than “Honey Bucket” 😂
#honeybucket #portapotty
#honeybucket #portapotty
First trip out to the West Coast with my bike… 😍
August 29, 2024 at 6:44 PM
First trip out to the West Coast with my bike… 😍