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Peteleplumb
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Merchiston Mews
December 28, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Never mind,some Londoner/Morningsider will have to pay to clear it up from their air b&b.
Elie almost deserted this time of year.
December 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
To be fair it’s easier to go to an all expenses paid junket to Abi Dhabi than get to Clacton and actually do some work.
December 8, 2025 at 1:34 PM
As a tradie I’d need a release form signed in triplicate and lodged with a lawyer before I shagged a client.
Heard to many horror stories of guys that thought the customer was up for it.
December 8, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Narrator:
They already knew.
November 12, 2025 at 6:05 PM
It’ll be due a new wet belt by Melbourne.
November 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Like watching the titles of dads army that picture
“Dead dead alive dead”
November 3, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Here’s the Scottish version
November 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM
We’ve got to put the breaks on all this.
November 1, 2025 at 12:54 PM
The succession battle is under way
October 24, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Can we do the same for women’s football teams,it’s not Arsenal vs Chelsea unless
It’s actually them because if it’s not you can tell.
October 9, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Good news,future veterans will only know how operate leaf blowers.
Try fucking up a church with one of those bad boys.
October 1, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I’m a plumber, sewage systems are sexy payday.
October 1, 2025 at 2:01 PM
More than this guy!
September 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
We honour the deaths of gun victims every day.
By not continuing to shoot people every day.
September 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Just had to punch the wife in the arm four times there.
She’s not impressed with you.
August 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Deep state have engaged level “sandwich chucking”
Better warm up the nukes.
August 15, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Dave at 5months
August 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Should have seen the chicken it came off.
August 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
It’s political correctness gone mad.
Is there a sequel?
July 30, 2025 at 7:40 PM