Peteleplumb
@peteleplumb.bsky.social
Never mind,some Londoner/Morningsider will have to pay to clear it up from their air b&b.
Elie almost deserted this time of year.
Elie almost deserted this time of year.
December 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Never mind,some Londoner/Morningsider will have to pay to clear it up from their air b&b.
Elie almost deserted this time of year.
Elie almost deserted this time of year.
To be fair it’s easier to go to an all expenses paid junket to Abi Dhabi than get to Clacton and actually do some work.
December 8, 2025 at 1:34 PM
To be fair it’s easier to go to an all expenses paid junket to Abi Dhabi than get to Clacton and actually do some work.
As a tradie I’d need a release form signed in triplicate and lodged with a lawyer before I shagged a client.
Heard to many horror stories of guys that thought the customer was up for it.
Heard to many horror stories of guys that thought the customer was up for it.
December 8, 2025 at 11:44 AM
As a tradie I’d need a release form signed in triplicate and lodged with a lawyer before I shagged a client.
Heard to many horror stories of guys that thought the customer was up for it.
Heard to many horror stories of guys that thought the customer was up for it.
Narrator:
They already knew.
They already knew.
November 12, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Narrator:
They already knew.
They already knew.
It’ll be due a new wet belt by Melbourne.
November 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
It’ll be due a new wet belt by Melbourne.
Like watching the titles of dads army that picture
“Dead dead alive dead”
“Dead dead alive dead”
November 3, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Like watching the titles of dads army that picture
“Dead dead alive dead”
“Dead dead alive dead”
Here’s the Scottish version
November 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Here’s the Scottish version
We’ve got to put the breaks on all this.
November 1, 2025 at 12:54 PM
We’ve got to put the breaks on all this.
The succession battle is under way
October 24, 2025 at 7:43 AM
The succession battle is under way
Can we do the same for women’s football teams,it’s not Arsenal vs Chelsea unless
It’s actually them because if it’s not you can tell.
It’s actually them because if it’s not you can tell.
October 9, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Can we do the same for women’s football teams,it’s not Arsenal vs Chelsea unless
It’s actually them because if it’s not you can tell.
It’s actually them because if it’s not you can tell.
Good news,future veterans will only know how operate leaf blowers.
Try fucking up a church with one of those bad boys.
Try fucking up a church with one of those bad boys.
October 1, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Good news,future veterans will only know how operate leaf blowers.
Try fucking up a church with one of those bad boys.
Try fucking up a church with one of those bad boys.
I’m a plumber, sewage systems are sexy payday.
October 1, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I’m a plumber, sewage systems are sexy payday.
More than this guy!
September 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
More than this guy!
We honour the deaths of gun victims every day.
By not continuing to shoot people every day.
By not continuing to shoot people every day.
September 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
We honour the deaths of gun victims every day.
By not continuing to shoot people every day.
By not continuing to shoot people every day.
Just had to punch the wife in the arm four times there.
She’s not impressed with you.
She’s not impressed with you.
August 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Just had to punch the wife in the arm four times there.
She’s not impressed with you.
She’s not impressed with you.
Deep state have engaged level “sandwich chucking”
Better warm up the nukes.
Better warm up the nukes.
August 15, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Deep state have engaged level “sandwich chucking”
Better warm up the nukes.
Better warm up the nukes.
Should have seen the chicken it came off.
August 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Should have seen the chicken it came off.
It’s political correctness gone mad.
Is there a sequel?
Is there a sequel?
July 30, 2025 at 7:40 PM
It’s political correctness gone mad.
Is there a sequel?
Is there a sequel?