Well... that's the joke! They are all written to be basically as generic as possible so that they could equally apply to either wine or headphones. I seeded the vote counts out of the gate so that you wouldn't have like 1 or 2 votes swing the graph too much, but here's an example post-vote.

So I decided to make a game out of this. Welcome to "Bottles or Cans" where you can read a review and guess if its for a bottle of wine or for a pair of headphones (aka cans).

bottlesorcans.com