Abby was a freshman when my wife (then girlfriend) started coming to Badger games with me so our house made a very loud noise on that goal.

COB holds all the records and a Patty Kaz and is still somehow going to go down as the most underrated Badger ever.

Opening night of Snakes on a Plane, $1 PBRs, people kept getting an unopened one that you were to open when the first snake appeared. The sound of several hundred PBRs opening simultaneously was something else.

It's one of my favorite airplane seatback films.

I am excited to see Woz in the pros. She was never a top six forward at UW not because she wasn't good enough, there were always hyperstars in the way. She'll put up sneaky points.

Carla MacLeod and I were in college at Wisconsin at the same time and she's genuinely one of the most delightful humans on the planet.

I love how much the song is literally just about how nice a sauna would be right now. Nothing deep, nothing topical, just a couple of nice lads thinking about a nice sauna.

My Eurovision playlist and Powerwash Simulator. It's a ludicrous sentence when you type it out but it works most of the time.

Our old cat and I used to take our gabapentins together before his vet visits. A little anxious camaraderie.

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