"...Underneath all the chattering there’s heaven
I got a little peek one day, made me feel like I was 7
I know it exists, but I can't stop getting pissed
One more thing I'll be adding to the list"

...yep

"Underneath all the thundering there's magic
And if there's a better way to live, I've gotta have it
Because I think all day, but when I drink I'm okay
It gets further away, every time I try and grab it...

The guy with the Steven Seagal hair is next level

Sounds like a bunch of toxic blokes trying to frame up a well-known woman. Surprise surprise

It's beyond borderline. It's storming the border, smashing the checkpoint, and launching a full scale invasion of HypocrisyLand

😁

I'm seeing a particularly backwoods character from King of the Hill. Dale's cousin/uncle, perhaps

You have to wonder, when someone's communication style is "Insult and threaten people / countries until they give you what they want". How did they get this way?

We know Drumpf was born rich, so it's not a case of growing up on the mean streets which makes him an a$$hole. Why so sour, little Donny?

Relatable

To be fair, Drumpf's press secretary must have the hardest job in the world. Imagine trying to sell the plate of hot dog turds he calls policy, every day, to an incredulous press corps

And then after a month he'll fire you, and you'll be a laughing stock for the rest of your life. No thanks

😄

The judiciary is there to act as an impartial moderator to government power

But also, "Are you one of my judges, or one of theirs?"

"Blink once if you still believe in the rule of law"