I thought those looked like black currants at first glance.
I would die immediately if i went out into the wildernness...

Supplementing teens with testosterone, so that they're infertile (because their GnRH level shuts down) will surely increase teen pregnancy.

AI is nothing but a parrot of training data.
Use a selective set, and have it take the "shareholder interests" as it's maxime, it will be nothing but a yes-man, magic 8-ball of affirmation and oracle of all-knownothing.
Meta rubberstamping itself inciting pogroms and riots, rigging elections, etc

As long as these "centrists" (they're right wing) will recieve generous donations by corporate donors, and answer to them instead of their constituents, nothing will change

man, it's going to be hard to come up with something to top this in the onion...