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compiling photos of smosh courtney to show my hairdresser
December 19, 2025 at 12:14 PM
WAIT I THOUGHT THIS WAS SATIRE LMFAOOO NO WAY
Donald Trump has announced the Patriot Games, a four-day athletic event with one young man & one young woman from each U.S. state and territory
December 19, 2025 at 10:51 AM
favourite tattoo artist coming back to manchester in march and i have priority booking
thanos from avengers : infinity war is dancing in a pixel art style on a white background .
ALT: thanos from avengers : infinity war is dancing in a pixel art style on a white background .
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December 14, 2025 at 11:50 PM
December 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
im soooo bad at my job i dont even have impostor syndrome im just fucking shitttt but its okay bc i get paid xoxo
December 11, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Okay
“There are corners that are like ‘Give someone else a turn! Can’t you just go away so we can talk about how good you were?’ And I’m like, ‘I don’t want to.’”

— Taylor Swift on ‘The Late Show with Stephen Colbert’
December 11, 2025 at 8:56 AM
im so fucking obsessed with fields of mistria!!!!
December 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
went on twitter for One second and spent the following three days stressed out Lol
December 2, 2025 at 11:18 PM
oklou was so good live holy shitttt
November 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Going to a social function on a heavy flow day ihmy God its Over for me
November 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM
godddd it feels so good to lie down when youre on your period holy fucjkjjkkkk goddamnnnnn
November 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
day 1 post pillion still thinking about it. thinking thoughts.
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
early to my interpretation assignment so im just sat at this hospital cafe listening to bjork getting crunk off some Water
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
id like to be
under the sea
November 24, 2025 at 10:38 AM
obsessed with having small hunks of cheese for breakfast and dinner
November 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM
at a bar for a gig thats in 45 minutes nd i already wanna go home im getting too old man
November 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
girlfkwnsnqbasnak
First look at Ice Spice in ‘THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SEARCH FOR SQUAREPANTS’

In theaters on December 19.
November 13, 2025 at 2:42 PM
went to a casual job interview at a uni campus and im suddenly filled with the Fire and Passion to Study once again. Dr River Pestowife incoming boys
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
crafts w husbaaaannnddd getting craftayyyyy this shit rules
November 8, 2025 at 1:32 PM
freshly showered. new pjs. fluffy socks. warm bed with husband. this is what life is all about baby
November 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
this forks washington ass weather bro
November 4, 2025 at 2:29 PM
that uk seasonal depression hits extra strong boys ……
October 31, 2025 at 1:33 PM
work shortchanging me just because theyre incompetent im fuming bro like theyre so incompetent they cant even reply to me properly i hate them so much man
October 30, 2025 at 4:41 PM
god it feels so winter today . hate it
October 29, 2025 at 10:41 AM
being married is fucking awesome
October 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM