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Only thing funnier would be if this was read out loud by the late Leslie Nielsen as Frank Drebbin
December 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Only thing funnier would be if this was read out loud by the late Leslie Nielsen as Frank Drebbin
Trump was actually walking on the strand looking exactly like this on the other end.
December 2, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Trump was actually walking on the strand looking exactly like this on the other end.
I was at a show where Stephen Malkmus talked at length about the maddening inconsistency of John Starks. He was part trolling and part sympathizing with the NYC crowd. I feel his sports knowledge was more in depth than Jack W’s.
November 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I was at a show where Stephen Malkmus talked at length about the maddening inconsistency of John Starks. He was part trolling and part sympathizing with the NYC crowd. I feel his sports knowledge was more in depth than Jack W’s.
Well I’m honestly not surprised about the Britney lecture series.
November 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Well I’m honestly not surprised about the Britney lecture series.
Heard this on WFMU one spring day a couple years ago and my friend and I just sat in awed silence. I then proceeded to send that song to everyone I knew for the next month.
November 20, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Heard this on WFMU one spring day a couple years ago and my friend and I just sat in awed silence. I then proceeded to send that song to everyone I knew for the next month.
Just here praying that you are, in fact, Frank Black and you’re kinda toiling here in obscurity knowing about semi conductor physics, etc
November 20, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Just here praying that you are, in fact, Frank Black and you’re kinda toiling here in obscurity knowing about semi conductor physics, etc
I’m sort of grossed out by water towers now.
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I’m sort of grossed out by water towers now.
Suddenly something really off putting about water towers.
November 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Suddenly something really off putting about water towers.
Frankly it’s a little disappointing it wasn’t Roman Brady from Days of Our Lives in the end.
November 18, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Frankly it’s a little disappointing it wasn’t Roman Brady from Days of Our Lives in the end.
Beautiful use of this
November 18, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Beautiful use of this
**Van Morrison ‘Madame George’ voice** “He desired. He desired desiring. He desired being desired. He desired desire”
November 17, 2025 at 5:36 PM
**Van Morrison ‘Madame George’ voice** “He desired. He desired desiring. He desired being desired. He desired desire”
Came here to post this and you beat me to it.
November 17, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Came here to post this and you beat me to it.
Has a rats jumping ship quality.
November 16, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Has a rats jumping ship quality.
It’s worse than that. She intuitively knew he was rising in power and saw an opportunity.
November 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
It’s worse than that. She intuitively knew he was rising in power and saw an opportunity.
Still think those were his “college drug dealer in dorm room where someone is overdosing” instincts kicking in.
November 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Still think those were his “college drug dealer in dorm room where someone is overdosing” instincts kicking in.
**Derek Jeter jump throw from deep the edge of the outfield grass**
November 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
**Derek Jeter jump throw from deep the edge of the outfield grass**
By the way, he’s been making this Trump will invade NYC if I’m not the mayor argument for a couple of months now. It’s bizarre.
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
By the way, he’s been making this Trump will invade NYC if I’m not the mayor argument for a couple of months now. It’s bizarre.
You thought War and Peace was long, well check out this tweet storm from the account out of old Chappaqua, New York!
November 4, 2025 at 1:33 AM
You thought War and Peace was long, well check out this tweet storm from the account out of old Chappaqua, New York!
Here is our modern day de Tocqueville making a farting noise with his mouth in an attempt to limn the kind of humor authentic Americans love.
November 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Here is our modern day de Tocqueville making a farting noise with his mouth in an attempt to limn the kind of humor authentic Americans love.
I can’t think of a bigger piece of shit than JD Vance.
October 31, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I can’t think of a bigger piece of shit than JD Vance.
Amazing anti cop sentiment snuck in here!
October 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Amazing anti cop sentiment snuck in here!
When I was 11 and finally beat Mike Tyson in Mike Tyson’s punch out I told myself something akin to this.
October 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
When I was 11 and finally beat Mike Tyson in Mike Tyson’s punch out I told myself something akin to this.