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The Pessimist & His Cat
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| A writer/poet, a critic and a lover of mythologies. |
| Moral values? Grey |
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munintheraven.bsky.social
⚠️Tentacles
⚠️pussy Hans
⚠️Dark!Henry (sort of?
#hansry
September 22, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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munintheraven.bsky.social
深春锁
#hansry #kcd2
August 24, 2025 at 9:43 AM
pessimistic-cat.bsky.social
When you use your powers for something naughty :)
My professors.... forgive me, for I have sinned. #kcd #kcd1 #kc2 #hansry #HenryofSkalitz #HansCapon #poetry #naughtypoem
The parchment scroll and the rabbit drawing are from the stock sites.
May 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
pessimistic-cat.bsky.social
Nearly three months ago, I created them.
I don't know when Jayvik was confirmed to be living in a cottage with three kids, but I hope to God that it was after my AU so that I could sound prophetic :)
Meet Jindřich Ptáček, Jan Ptáček.
Leóna, Mikuláš and Růžena
With Mutt & Pebbles! #hansry #sims4 #KCD
Happy family Leóna playing her favorite game Mikuláš and Růžena playing Knights & Dragons Hans grilling meat because Henry is hungry
May 9, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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kiwiitin.bsky.social
I don't know how jokes about hair grabbing and bj's inspired by a friends very sad and emotional hansry comic turned into this 😂 But here we are! The lads deserve some private time after Suchdol #hansry 4/7
Hans and Henry traveling from Suchdol fortress back to devil's den. They go to their room. Hans says "Finally" while hugging Henry from behind. "Those few days of your absence felt like an eternity. Looking out from the ramparts, not knowing if you were alive or not." Henry turns around and holds Hans's cheek. "Hans-- It was all I could do to keep going. When I saw the troops inside the castle, I couldn't find you fast enough." "I..." Henry notices how close they are and leans back a bit with a smile and cough. "...I'm so glad that I found you safe and sound." Hans stares at Henry for a moment before surprising him by giving his thumb a lick and saying. "Sit down Henry." Henry sits down on the bed and Hans walks up to him, kneeling between his feet and setting his palms on his thighs. Henry, flustered. "You don't have to be on your knees for me." Hans look up to him with a smile. "But I want to. I'll have you know, I've thought about it. Now take that gambeson off."
April 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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kiwiitin.bsky.social
And here's the rest. #hansry 7/7
Henry while flustered and tense while Hans is sucking him off. "Hans... HANS!" Before tugging him off. Hans flustered and a little confused wipes and his mouth. "Henry-- What is it? Did you not enjoy it?" After taking a moment to compose himself from the edge Henry replies. "Yes... It was amazing, like a dream. But I want you up here with me." Hans climbs into Henry's lap as they kiss. Henry gives Hans's neck a bite and a lick before tumbling down with him into the bed. Henry reaches over the edge of the bed for a bottle of oil. Hand grins up at Henry who shows off the bottle in his hand. "Look at you Henry, always prepared!" Henry and Hans proceed to have sex. Someone knocks on the door and shouts "Oi! Time to go hunt us some meat lads!" Henry is dying inside because he doesn't want to leave but he made a promise. Hans does his best to reply with Henry still hard in his ass. "We... ah .... We'll be ready in a moment."
April 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM