Maria
peskyme.bsky.social
Maria
@peskyme.bsky.social
Cursed with two hands and a finite amount of energy.
How did we let LFO's Summer Girls become a non-ironic hit? "You love hip hop and rock and roll
Dad took off when you were four years old
There was a good man named Paul Revere
I feel much better, baby, when you're near"
February 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Reposted by Maria
KNOW YOUR RIGHTS: Let your children know that if ICE/Border Patrol comes to their schools, they do not have to answer questions - even if an adult tells them it's okay to talk.
January 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
BEANS
January 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Yeah, I baked breakfast for my family. I guess I'm <Jean-Ralphio voice> Domestic as Helllllll! </Jean-Ralphio voice>
January 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I love it when a watercolor tutorial tells me to grab a fine detail brush instead of insisting I can make fine lines with the tip of my round brush. Would I like to improve my fine motor skills? Sure. Is it anywhere near the top of my list? Hell no. These ham hands have better things to do.
January 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Marty is a longboi
#cat
January 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
7 lb cat tempts fate by stealing 70 lb dog's most precious treasure
January 20, 2025 at 3:39 PM
One of my regular activities is crocheting the gift at the party and hoping to finish before the gift-opening. I just beat the buzzer this time.
January 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I call it "brain snack."
January 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I love these knuckleheads.
January 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
This could be us, but I'm on a deadline, and that hammock is too small for humans.
January 8, 2025 at 3:17 PM