i'll press like unless it's farts

hell yes... long ass creature

really you're helping all of your victims avoid nutting for the indefinite future

this is actually perfectly healthy! it's just your sheath's way of saying that it wants another person stuffed into it

chomps you chomps you chomps you

i could not do this because i would not be able to hold back from handing out multiple 1's just to be psychotic

i'm always available to fight with if anybody wants that sweet feeling of having 1 unread notification

really can't afford to be picky when you know the entire continent is getting shoved down your neck rolls eventually

non-vore fatfurs, i concede that your path involves fewer mental gymnastics. i trust that this is good news given your collective fitness level

know the difference! sandy eats appliances because he finds them nutritious, peryton eats appliances because the square edges grind down anything that he was too lazy to chew

i would be so good at gingerly but firmly kneading myself in the hopes that physical trauma will do what chemical trauma won't

i like punting on singleplayer indie games that are on sale for $5, and maybe once a year i'll gamble on some goofy open world action offering (ideally also on sale), but this is like masturbation to me - short sessions and i do NOT want to be seen doing it by other people in the discord server

of course, if i myself ever post anything stupid or inflammatory, 1) it passed an internal review process 2) i did it on purpose 3) it was performance art

a lot of furries should probably, for their own well-being, consider journaling or talking to close friends instead of immediately mashing that "TELL HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE I'M UPSET IN PUBLIC" button

one of my faves!!! sometimes you just need to eat and eat and eat and eat until you're sprawled out in the middle of an extremely empty room and you can feel multiple phones ringing inside you