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Let smut be smut. Pervy musings turned fantasy smut captions.
"Daddy are you proud of me? I can finally fit both dildos in my pussy. I'm finally ready to you and Grandpa at the same time."
March 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
"Daddy are you proud of me? I can finally fit both dildos in my pussy. I'm finally ready to you and Grandpa at the same time."
"Wake up, your sister's gone to sleep and I need a blowjob."
March 29, 2025 at 1:10 AM
"Wake up, your sister's gone to sleep and I need a blowjob."
“Have I seen your jock anywhere? Maybe you should stop leaving your sweaty jock around where your faggy brother can get it."
March 22, 2025 at 5:54 PM
“Have I seen your jock anywhere? Maybe you should stop leaving your sweaty jock around where your faggy brother can get it."
"Did I manage to shake that leaf off me?"
March 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
"Did I manage to shake that leaf off me?"
Frat rules: The losers team had to offer mouth and ass to the rest of the frat... you just kept picking the losing team.
March 21, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Frat rules: The losers team had to offer mouth and ass to the rest of the frat... you just kept picking the losing team.
Dad wanted to show off how good of a cock sucker I'd become to his brothers
March 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Dad wanted to show off how good of a cock sucker I'd become to his brothers
"Dude, I can't believe my sister didn't like the lingerie you bought her. Look it's totally the right colour for our skin tone and all!"
March 21, 2025 at 3:24 AM
"Dude, I can't believe my sister didn't like the lingerie you bought her. Look it's totally the right colour for our skin tone and all!"
"You're nearly ready, just a few more hypnosis sessions and your pussy is all mine Daddy."
March 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM
"You're nearly ready, just a few more hypnosis sessions and your pussy is all mine Daddy."
"Sorry, bro, I tripped again."
March 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
"Sorry, bro, I tripped again."
Your roommate got stood up again. Well it's her loss. She doesn't know what kind of dick she's missing.
March 21, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Your roommate got stood up again. Well it's her loss. She doesn't know what kind of dick she's missing.
Daddy passed out on the couch again.
March 21, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Daddy passed out on the couch again.
Daddy's good cocksucker.
March 21, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Daddy's good cocksucker.
A good coach teaches his boys both on the mats and the mattress.
March 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM
A good coach teaches his boys both on the mats and the mattress.
"I'm glad to see that you and your younger brother are starting to get along with that hot tub we got. I think I even heard you out there with a few of your friends!"
March 21, 2025 at 1:47 AM
"I'm glad to see that you and your younger brother are starting to get along with that hot tub we got. I think I even heard you out there with a few of your friends!"
"Can I use your bathroom Daddy? I'll be really quick."
March 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
"Can I use your bathroom Daddy? I'll be really quick."
"You know the price son. Ass, grass, or gas, and we both know you've doing have the money for grass or gas."
March 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
"You know the price son. Ass, grass, or gas, and we both know you've doing have the money for grass or gas."
They heard you were having cold feet about the wedding, and like any good brothers they wanted to make sure their little sister had her perfect day. It didn’t take much convincing before you were completely on board for the wedding.
March 20, 2025 at 4:53 PM
They heard you were having cold feet about the wedding, and like any good brothers they wanted to make sure their little sister had her perfect day. It didn’t take much convincing before you were completely on board for the wedding.
Bring your son to work day is always the highlight of the year especially with a partner like yours.
March 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Bring your son to work day is always the highlight of the year especially with a partner like yours.
" That’s it bro. Just keep relaxing, soak in those rays and feel the heat take you away. You won’t feel anything out of the ordinary with what that I’m doing to you "
March 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
" That’s it bro. Just keep relaxing, soak in those rays and feel the heat take you away. You won’t feel anything out of the ordinary with what that I’m doing to you "
Knowing your Uncle was gay was one thing but meeting him at the gloryhole spot was something completely different.
March 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Knowing your Uncle was gay was one thing but meeting him at the gloryhole spot was something completely different.
Step one - Tell your straight guy friends that gay guys do it better
Step two - Work them up until they're so horny they’re dumb and curious
Step three - Reap all the hard cocks you can handle
Step two - Work them up until they're so horny they’re dumb and curious
Step three - Reap all the hard cocks you can handle
March 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Step one - Tell your straight guy friends that gay guys do it better
Step two - Work them up until they're so horny they’re dumb and curious
Step three - Reap all the hard cocks you can handle
Step two - Work them up until they're so horny they’re dumb and curious
Step three - Reap all the hard cocks you can handle
“Good Morning Mr.Smith. I’m sure you’re wondering where you are, all you need to know is that this is the first day of your new life. You are no longer a blue collar worker, you are now a brand new sex slave.. or you will be once we train you up.”
March 18, 2025 at 10:49 PM
“Good Morning Mr.Smith. I’m sure you’re wondering where you are, all you need to know is that this is the first day of your new life. You are no longer a blue collar worker, you are now a brand new sex slave.. or you will be once we train you up.”
“Oh hey bro, your boyfriend? Yeah he got here a little bit ago, let me put him on camera.”
March 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
“Oh hey bro, your boyfriend? Yeah he got here a little bit ago, let me put him on camera.”
A few ‘special’ beers, that’s all it takes for the straight boys to put on a little show
March 18, 2025 at 9:26 PM
A few ‘special’ beers, that’s all it takes for the straight boys to put on a little show
“But sir, the rest of the class has already gone back to the bus! .. fuck.. please sir more.”
March 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
“But sir, the rest of the class has already gone back to the bus! .. fuck.. please sir more.”