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She can change the shape of her body in any number of ways so whose to say that she can't give herself two left hands?

She has two left hands.

Pretty sure they would handcuff it for being "Mexican" and deport it to South Sudan.

Darren Rovell? Is that you, playa?

Was not expecting the refrigerator, but the dad's response to his son was played to perfection.

We live in the Air Bud universe. There are no rules about what is or is not a pizza. Hell, even a tostada can be considered a pizza. Smear some refried beans over the tortilla in lieu of pizza sauce, add toppings, cover with cheese. Tada! Mexican pizza.

This is the prequel to Children of Men.

If I wore my mother's reading glasses and squinted real hard then I could kinda read the chalkboard.

Narrator: he could not read the chalkboard.

Daisy giving big Ember energy

That one right arm, tho..

This has some wild implications for the Harry Potter books. Pretty sure "Harry Potter or the Half-Blood Prince" would be a slash-fic.

Durandal is a legendary sword. A real one that you can read about on wikipedia. Durengal is a play on the name of that sword.

And some in the back, too