@personimpersonator.bsky.social
old, confused, likes to shout at clouds,
so today i might peel an orange so the skin keeps its shape, draw a faraday cage on the outside, pop a small square of lard inside and warm it in the oven until the lard melts, saying:
"begone, foul orange, back to the swamp from which ye crawled"
*things to do to pass the time in the cold months.
"begone, foul orange, back to the swamp from which ye crawled"
*things to do to pass the time in the cold months.
January 14, 2026 at 12:43 PM
so today i might peel an orange so the skin keeps its shape, draw a faraday cage on the outside, pop a small square of lard inside and warm it in the oven until the lard melts, saying:
"begone, foul orange, back to the swamp from which ye crawled"
*things to do to pass the time in the cold months.
"begone, foul orange, back to the swamp from which ye crawled"
*things to do to pass the time in the cold months.
fecking freezing by damn. deploying hot water bottle during daytime. bah humbug and all that.
January 2, 2026 at 3:38 PM
fecking freezing by damn. deploying hot water bottle during daytime. bah humbug and all that.
ok, i have finally opened a bluesky account. no jigsaws here, so maybe i won't delete the old facebook just yet. but i'm here, and one day, i'll make some sense of this platform.
December 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
ok, i have finally opened a bluesky account. no jigsaws here, so maybe i won't delete the old facebook just yet. but i'm here, and one day, i'll make some sense of this platform.