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A. Zalman Brand
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CANYONERO HEEYAH!
December 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
My parents walked into this back in the day thinking it was a rom-com
December 4, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Probably. But I'm sure he's so high he doesn't even know what he's saying
December 4, 2025 at 1:34 AM
YES
December 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
He's running for President of the Federation
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Awwweeeeeeeee yeah
December 3, 2025 at 2:32 PM
You're gonna need a bigger tree.
December 2, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Shocker
December 1, 2025 at 1:01 PM
NINE THOUSAND!?!?!?!?!
December 1, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Man, that's so good. Reminds me of JRJ
November 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Just one more thing ... where's Inspector Clouseau??
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Listen to Manchar
November 26, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Yep
November 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I'll save y'all some time; the answer is yes.
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Hahaha, that reminds me

Gary Gaetti was the 1998 Chicago Cubs third baseman
November 24, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I'm the same way with completely random baseball factoids
November 24, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Weird
November 24, 2025 at 2:35 AM