Leave it to Vox to believe that AI will be able to do the one thing it will NEVER be able to do: create. However, AI could definitely write a Vox article. I suggest they all resign and hand the keys over to ChatGPT.

I’ve never spent $6 more wisely. And I get to do it every month. Thank you!

You know how you practice at the bowling alley before it counts? It’s like that.

If she’s right, who is going to kill her?

Let’s say we agree. Who’s going to kill her?

Wait until he finds out the tooth fairy is from Mozambique.

I have 215 followers and I don’t know who they are or where they came from and I wish they would go away. There is no setting for blocking anyone from following you.

That’s kind of complicated for them. Do you have another version?

Matsuda

“The greatest year” because he already knows it’s all over after the midterms. Then he’ll have the worst year ever.

The realistic element is the aspirational vagina above his shirt collar. Nice touch.

For Peter Baker, this is as think-y a think piece as he can write. File this among the exhibits for how the press has failed American democracy in its moment of need. I’ll add, even if every word of it were true, why write it? The context is still as you describe it: autocracy.

Yes, the gentlefolk of the shires had their peaceful existence shattered by…hmm…oh yes, the NAZIS!

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Perhaps we can create another version that says one thing: release the Epstein files. We can call it Pedipedia.

I really trust the news I get from MyPillowTV, where the time customarily devoted to news and advertising is inverted. Plus, you can use your MyPillow to smother liberty in its cradle!

Maybe we could tear down a confederate statue if we built a ballroom at that spot.

I’m just gonna take my 2 fish and 5 loaves and keep walking. See ya later.