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Persephone
@perseph.bsky.social
The most beautiful version of myself
As the new ruler of the United Lesbian Territories of North America, every time you say something racist we take approximately $9 USD out of your pension to buy an elementary school a picture book about a girl in a hijab being a good samaritan
September 19, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Finally! My seventh grade science teacher in plushie form
March 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Today I learned she isn't saying yabba dabba doo like the Flintstones
youtu.be/ekr2nIex040?...
ROSÉ & Bruno Mars - APT. (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by ROSÉ
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January 15, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Reposted by Persephone
can't let Christmas pass by without posting Hoblie the Pineapple Tree Boy
December 26, 2024 at 3:09 AM
My girlfriend's cleavage makes every day christmas
December 26, 2024 at 5:20 AM
I'm so sick I got sephsis. I'm simply the illest.
December 14, 2024 at 6:19 AM
Got it figured out
December 9, 2024 at 5:49 AM
It's not too late for Eminem to transition, without the beard he wouldn't even be clocky
December 5, 2024 at 7:35 PM
Watch out for freaky drake! He's gonna drake his nuts over your face
December 5, 2024 at 7:53 AM
I would rather kill myself than eat sunbutter
December 5, 2024 at 1:40 AM
Oh my god GAY PEOPLE LOVE STRIPES I get it now
December 5, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Milf AJ and Busty Big Justice
We bring the BOOB!
December 4, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Gay bitches in star wars be like I love chappell clone
December 4, 2024 at 5:30 PM
White Bitch Mountain: where the they/thems live
December 4, 2024 at 1:23 PM
Every Jcole song ever
"Uhh, yeah
Underwhelming flow
You already know
That I blow
Other dudes
And shemales too"
December 4, 2024 at 1:52 AM
The J Cole meal
December 3, 2024 at 9:42 PM
"Hhhhhhh fuck, the vaginal wetness is seeping through my pants, my day is ruined, if only there were a method to instantly dry up whatever is going on down there"
J Cole:
December 3, 2024 at 5:29 PM
It isn't even 7am why are you smoking weed
December 3, 2024 at 12:52 PM
Gender neutral restroom is just the woke version of "we could only afford one toilet"
December 3, 2024 at 3:25 AM
Don't punish me god, they didn't even ask if I wanted to round up to the nearest dollar today it's not my fault
December 2, 2024 at 8:48 PM
I like it when rap songs are a little bit squishy like I'm stepping in something awesome
December 2, 2024 at 6:21 PM
They call it Cyber Monday because The Amazing Digital Circus
December 2, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Sorry, I got distracted, but on the bright side I remembered the Alamo! Although I think there is something else I was supposed to Never Forget
December 2, 2024 at 9:54 AM
Persephone in the oval office after seizing control of the capital WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENDER NEUTRAL RESTROOM I GOTTA PISS
December 2, 2024 at 4:34 AM
Yuno Miles in the oval office after seizing control of the capital "bwomb bwomb bwomb bwomb bwomb bwomb bwomb bwomb bwomb bwomb bwomb bwomb bwomb bwomb bwomb bwomb "
December 1, 2024 at 11:31 PM