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Canes broadcast team knows who sometimes burns crosses.
October 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Canes broadcast team knows who sometimes burns crosses.
The “Choose your punishment” scene in Cabin In The Woods but a Cracker Barrel.
September 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The “Choose your punishment” scene in Cabin In The Woods but a Cracker Barrel.
My best parenting advice, outside of “screen time is a natural pacifier”, is that cash bribes work. Anyways, horns down.
August 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
My best parenting advice, outside of “screen time is a natural pacifier”, is that cash bribes work. Anyways, horns down.
Why did they send Mary Poppins to do a real estate deal with Dracula?
July 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Why did they send Mary Poppins to do a real estate deal with Dracula?
My youngest knows how to party when the Sooners get trophies.
April 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
My youngest knows how to party when the Sooners get trophies.
From the bad place
April 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
From the bad place
@espn has the worst fuckin app. Every fucking day with this.
April 4, 2025 at 12:24 AM
@espn has the worst fuckin app. Every fucking day with this.
My daughter suckered the Michigan gymnastics Jumbotron fan cam into letting her flash away team (Alabama) propaganda. One of my prouder parental moments.
March 19, 2025 at 2:51 PM
My daughter suckered the Michigan gymnastics Jumbotron fan cam into letting her flash away team (Alabama) propaganda. One of my prouder parental moments.
Playing Christmas gift, The Fragile, for the first time (thanks dad!). This album is perfectly suited to the slightly fucked up stylus that I’m too lazy/incompetent to replace. Awesome!
December 28, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Playing Christmas gift, The Fragile, for the first time (thanks dad!). This album is perfectly suited to the slightly fucked up stylus that I’m too lazy/incompetent to replace. Awesome!
Last surprise song night with girls. We had 50% participation. I already miss them.
December 9, 2024 at 6:53 AM
Last surprise song night with girls. We had 50% participation. I already miss them.
Playing America’s favorite game during halftime of Steelers Ravens.
November 17, 2024 at 8:00 PM
Playing America’s favorite game during halftime of Steelers Ravens.
I live in Cleveland. How can this make sense in 2024? I watched Penguins games on like Sportschannel or something in 1991.
November 8, 2024 at 12:03 AM
I live in Cleveland. How can this make sense in 2024? I watched Penguins games on like Sportschannel or something in 1991.
Like Derek Zoolander, my children’s bizarre stuffed sheep is not an ambiturner.
June 15, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Like Derek Zoolander, my children’s bizarre stuffed sheep is not an ambiturner.
Okay I’ve complained about the toilet paper at work before, but if you made an outfit out of this stuff and some boob tape you could go to the Met Gala.
June 14, 2024 at 1:09 PM
Okay I’ve complained about the toilet paper at work before, but if you made an outfit out of this stuff and some boob tape you could go to the Met Gala.
Blackmailed my kid into taking this picture. Are you doing your part to hate Texas today?
October 7, 2023 at 4:08 PM
Blackmailed my kid into taking this picture. Are you doing your part to hate Texas today?