Perplexian
@perplexian.bsky.social
21 years old. Any pronouns. Writer of short horny fiction. This is an 18+ account.
Honestly I love that the reputation I’ve garnered is:
“Really good at yes anding horny kinky ideas”
“Really good at yes anding horny kinky ideas”
December 22, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Honestly I love that the reputation I’ve garnered is:
“Really good at yes anding horny kinky ideas”
“Really good at yes anding horny kinky ideas”
“Horny commission idea consultant” is a title I can get behind lol
December 22, 2025 at 6:21 AM
“Horny commission idea consultant” is a title I can get behind lol
Yeah, they’ll get him back…eventually. I’ll just have to order from them again. Gotta check in regularly to make sure his new attitude sticks.
December 22, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Yeah, they’ll get him back…eventually. I’ll just have to order from them again. Gotta check in regularly to make sure his new attitude sticks.
Hearing all that rude bratty back talk, slowly but surely become polite and subby assurances that he’s learned his lesson, and that he’s ready to be a good kitty. Apologies for his previous behavior, and even thoughtful suggestions for how he should be punished.
Yeah, sounds like a good time to me!
Yeah, sounds like a good time to me!
December 22, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Hearing all that rude bratty back talk, slowly but surely become polite and subby assurances that he’s learned his lesson, and that he’s ready to be a good kitty. Apologies for his previous behavior, and even thoughtful suggestions for how he should be punished.
Yeah, sounds like a good time to me!
Yeah, sounds like a good time to me!
Oh noooooo, I’m gonna have to keep a cute bratty kitty all tied up and secure while he back talks and fights the brainwashing spiral, and watch him very very slowly become a good obedient kitty, letting me savor that gradual change in his fundamental character.
What a traaageeeedyyyyyyy
What a traaageeeedyyyyyyy
December 22, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Oh noooooo, I’m gonna have to keep a cute bratty kitty all tied up and secure while he back talks and fights the brainwashing spiral, and watch him very very slowly become a good obedient kitty, letting me savor that gradual change in his fundamental character.
What a traaageeeedyyyyyyy
What a traaageeeedyyyyyyy
Yeah, good kitties get leg humpies and headpats. And bratty bully kitties get spankings while they watch the pretty spirals to learn some manners.
The best thing to do with a bad kitty is turn them into a good kitty! It just takes some time and patience is all.
The best thing to do with a bad kitty is turn them into a good kitty! It just takes some time and patience is all.
December 22, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Yeah, good kitties get leg humpies and headpats. And bratty bully kitties get spankings while they watch the pretty spirals to learn some manners.
The best thing to do with a bad kitty is turn them into a good kitty! It just takes some time and patience is all.
The best thing to do with a bad kitty is turn them into a good kitty! It just takes some time and patience is all.
I can’t really see August pulling a role reversal to dom gao, but I CAN see their next customer letting August get some (but obviously still not much) relief by humping his nulge against their leg, while they punish gao for eating their pizza.
December 22, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I can’t really see August pulling a role reversal to dom gao, but I CAN see their next customer letting August get some (but obviously still not much) relief by humping his nulge against their leg, while they punish gao for eating their pizza.
On an unrelated note, I cannot decide if I like the nulge shorts or nulge briefs better. They’re both so cute and horny, and I can’t decide which one is my favorite.
December 22, 2025 at 5:46 AM
On an unrelated note, I cannot decide if I like the nulge shorts or nulge briefs better. They’re both so cute and horny, and I can’t decide which one is my favorite.
I love the horny scenarios that I imagine would take place after these two have had their fun…or rather after gao has had his fun and August is left even more pent up and frustrated than before.
December 22, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I love the horny scenarios that I imagine would take place after these two have had their fun…or rather after gao has had his fun and August is left even more pent up and frustrated than before.
Just imagining the fun horny consequences awaiting gao when he shows up to his next customer’s place with like, one and a half slices of pizza.
December 21, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Just imagining the fun horny consequences awaiting gao when he shows up to his next customer’s place with like, one and a half slices of pizza.
Could also make the rude bully share his xp with the rest of the team. It maaay result in him ending up as a Tepig, but now the team is much better balanced! And I’m sure Gao will catch back up…eventually…probably.
December 21, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Could also make the rude bully share his xp with the rest of the team. It maaay result in him ending up as a Tepig, but now the team is much better balanced! And I’m sure Gao will catch back up…eventually…probably.
And I mean if you’re getting the boots you might as well grab the rain coat too…and the rain hat. Oh and OBVIOUSLY the umbrella!
December 21, 2025 at 6:48 AM
And I mean if you’re getting the boots you might as well grab the rain coat too…and the rain hat. Oh and OBVIOUSLY the umbrella!
From Torracat to Pignite
December 21, 2025 at 6:47 AM
From Torracat to Pignite
The shiniest, squeakiest, rubberiest rain boots of all time. They may or may not be Frogust boots, back for a limited time only, while supplies of splishy splashy puddles last.
December 21, 2025 at 6:44 AM
The shiniest, squeakiest, rubberiest rain boots of all time. They may or may not be Frogust boots, back for a limited time only, while supplies of splishy splashy puddles last.
Real question is whether he should stick with the rubbery null shorts, or if he should be rocking the bottomless thrall look.
Cuz on the one hand, bottomless servant is very horny. But on the other hand, null bulges are S Tier horny.
Cuz on the one hand, bottomless servant is very horny. But on the other hand, null bulges are S Tier horny.
December 18, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Real question is whether he should stick with the rubbery null shorts, or if he should be rocking the bottomless thrall look.
Cuz on the one hand, bottomless servant is very horny. But on the other hand, null bulges are S Tier horny.
Cuz on the one hand, bottomless servant is very horny. But on the other hand, null bulges are S Tier horny.
Hmm, rubbery chef’s coat with his owner’s logo on it is a concept that I don’t think has ever crossed my mind before. But now I think it’s gonna be stuck there for a while…
December 18, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Hmm, rubbery chef’s coat with his owner’s logo on it is a concept that I don’t think has ever crossed my mind before. But now I think it’s gonna be stuck there for a while…
All hypno thralls need a fun logo in their outfit. It’s literally just how mind control works. It’s literally branding, because they’re wearing the mark of their new owner at all times.
December 18, 2025 at 4:44 AM
All hypno thralls need a fun logo in their outfit. It’s literally just how mind control works. It’s literally branding, because they’re wearing the mark of their new owner at all times.
Going through my mental list of fun hypno roles, and I think I’ve landed on chef.
Similarly energy to the bratty butler bully we’ve already covered, but with the added bonus of him wearing nothing but a cute apron over those null shorts from that delivery pic. Maybe a cute chef hat too.
Similarly energy to the bratty butler bully we’ve already covered, but with the added bonus of him wearing nothing but a cute apron over those null shorts from that delivery pic. Maybe a cute chef hat too.
December 18, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Going through my mental list of fun hypno roles, and I think I’ve landed on chef.
Similarly energy to the bratty butler bully we’ve already covered, but with the added bonus of him wearing nothing but a cute apron over those null shorts from that delivery pic. Maybe a cute chef hat too.
Similarly energy to the bratty butler bully we’ve already covered, but with the added bonus of him wearing nothing but a cute apron over those null shorts from that delivery pic. Maybe a cute chef hat too.
*whatever the opposite of a ballgag is*
Never shut up about your ocs. It gives me stuff to reply to because I keep putting off actually writing horny stuff myself.
Never shut up about your ocs. It gives me stuff to reply to because I keep putting off actually writing horny stuff myself.
December 18, 2025 at 4:16 AM
*whatever the opposite of a ballgag is*
Never shut up about your ocs. It gives me stuff to reply to because I keep putting off actually writing horny stuff myself.
Never shut up about your ocs. It gives me stuff to reply to because I keep putting off actually writing horny stuff myself.
On the one hand it’s kinda boring to have a subject who doesn’t even realize you’re there even BEFORE you hypnotize them.
On the other hand, that lack of resistance means there’s tons of room to really get creative and just let the ideas flow.
On the other hand, that lack of resistance means there’s tons of room to really get creative and just let the ideas flow.
December 18, 2025 at 4:13 AM
On the one hand it’s kinda boring to have a subject who doesn’t even realize you’re there even BEFORE you hypnotize them.
On the other hand, that lack of resistance means there’s tons of room to really get creative and just let the ideas flow.
On the other hand, that lack of resistance means there’s tons of room to really get creative and just let the ideas flow.
And I mean, he’s already made his mind so malleable by gooning it into mush. So I mean, he’s basically asking to get fully zonked at that point.
December 18, 2025 at 4:06 AM
And I mean, he’s already made his mind so malleable by gooning it into mush. So I mean, he’s basically asking to get fully zonked at that point.
Someone shows up to put him into a hypno induced gooning session…only to find him three hours into one all on his own.
December 18, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Someone shows up to put him into a hypno induced gooning session…only to find him three hours into one all on his own.
Is this a hypno thing? Or is it literally just that he starts jerking off, and then suddenly it’s been seven hours?
December 18, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Is this a hypno thing? Or is it literally just that he starts jerking off, and then suddenly it’s been seven hours?
Any hypothetical advice for someone who hypothetically got Freaky Fridayed with their CG? Hypothetically.
December 17, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Any hypothetical advice for someone who hypothetically got Freaky Fridayed with their CG? Hypothetically.
*nods* yes, yes this is very good
December 15, 2025 at 6:54 PM
*nods* yes, yes this is very good