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David Stein 𓅣
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Mediocre scientist. Competent mountain biker. Third thing.
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It is a variation of the meme where two astronauts are on a spacewalk looking at earth, with the closer (to earth) astronaut saying "Wait, its all Ohio" (on the earth there is only a single Ohio-shaped continent visible) and the astronaut behind the first one pointing a pistol at the first astronaut and saying "Always has been". In this variation, the first astronaut is saying "Wait, its all mustard", a nod to that fact that all of the brassica vegetables are descended from the wild mustard plant, only humans have bred for specific characteristics in each.
November 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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still image from the classic Saturday Night Live skit "Consumer Probe" where Dan Aykroyd plays a sleaze ball company owner who sells such products as "Bag O'Glass" as Christmas Toys. In this still image, its Aykroyd as the sleaze ball, Irwin Mainway, holding up a large package of broken glass with a red label that has "Bag O'Glass" in big white letters and "Mainway, Inc." below it in smaller white letters.
November 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Just casually browsing the flash at the local nazi tattoo shop, blissfully unaware that it's a nazi shop.
A screenshot of a Ryan Grim tweet where he claims that if you are were in a tattoo shop looking at random flash art you would see the nazi totenkopf image as more akin to the Grateful Dead logo than a nazi symbol.
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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My family's first PC with a cd-rom came with a combo Ultima VI/Wing Commander disc so it kind of makes sense to me?
stolen eBay image of the combination Ultima VI - Wing Commander cd-rom I remember from my childhood. the cover is sliced horizontally between the two games which perfectly allows the Ultima Vi side on the left to show a hero standing over a vanquished gargoyle and the wing commander side to show an enemy ship almost in the target of the player's weapons.
October 1, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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An animated gif from Rick & Morty where Morty says "You son of a bitch, I'm in"
September 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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here is the picture I took of that statue:
MIchelango's Jesus statue, in the Santa Maria sopra Minerva church in Rome, Italy. Picture taken from the side and behind so that his dumptruck of an ass is visible.
September 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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Enjoy a picture of my dog trying on my glasses
A red and white parti colored pekingese dog lounging on a floral blanket while a pair of human glasses are laid on his head in a way that makes it look like he's wearing glasses. The expression on his face is one of judgement for the frivolity of the prank.
September 19, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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A Pekingese would never quiver!
a photo of a parti-colored pekingese dog relaxing on a couch covered in a blanket. The peke has a single teefer from his underbite visible, and one of his front legs is casually folded underneath his chest.
August 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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The "reconsider woman" meme where the top panel says "Getting Out Benched because I've been outworked" and she is reacting negatively and the bottom panel says "Getting Out Benched because I have long ass arms" where she is reacting positively
August 4, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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real ones know the best coke comes from anywhere its served in these:
a red semi-transparent tumbler that holds maybe 24oz of a liquid. the coca-cola logo is printed in a white font, the red surface is textured. Inside the tumbler is a liquid and cubic solids, presumably coca-cola and ice cubes. There is half a lime, two bottle caps, and a plastic straw surrounding the tumbler, which is sitting on a piece of weathered piece of wood. In the background, out of focus, there are a couple limes, two fancy jars of unknown substances and a bundle of some sort of dried flower or herb of little white balls.
July 31, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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nothing but respect for my battery daddy
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A royal dansk cookie tin, otherwise known as a danish cookie tin. it is about 8 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall, in a beautiful blue color somewhere in between royal and navy. There are gold flourishments and pictures of both the shortbread cookies and a danish farm house on the top and side of the tin along with the usual text.
July 22, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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you'd love one of our dogs. he's got 2 brain cells and dumps like a truck.
A small furry dog with reddish brown and white fur, wearing a harness with flowers on it. It is standing up on its hind legs and butt in a prairie dog like pose to beg for food. Various household items are in view include an Apple TV remote, a can of seltzer, a playstation controller and a fake-Stanley "Big Dumb Cup".
July 7, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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A magic 8 ball displaying an "Outlook Not So Good" fortune
May 30, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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similar feeling:
May 29, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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An animated gif of the Simpsons where Flanders and Flanders' mom are dressed as French stereotypes with the text "We've tried nothing, and we're all out of ideas"
May 27, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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All Hail the Solo Jazz disposable cup.
A disposable cup with swirls of purple and teal on a white background. At the bottom there is a purple horizontal strip with the number 16 etched out (thus appearing white) at regular intervals.
May 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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May 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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March 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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@dril and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that I got mad.
December 18, 2024 at 4:54 PM
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loaf’o’dog
November 16, 2024 at 1:08 PM