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On Reddit I’d get banned for saying I want to slap that Keebler Elf-looking bitch. Is it OK here?
November 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
On Reddit I’d get banned for saying I want to slap that Keebler Elf-looking bitch. Is it OK here?
I hope the shark eats him.
November 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I hope the shark eats him.
If you mention your cat, you have to expect attention.
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
If you mention your cat, you have to expect attention.
Aw, we’re back to the “joking” and “sarcasm” rationalizations.
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Aw, we’re back to the “joking” and “sarcasm” rationalizations.
I’m so sorry you lost your beloved cat. There is no such thing as enough time with our feline friends. I hope your happy memories give you comfort, as do my sympathies and those of others who have gone through this heartbreak.
November 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I’m so sorry you lost your beloved cat. There is no such thing as enough time with our feline friends. I hope your happy memories give you comfort, as do my sympathies and those of others who have gone through this heartbreak.
This is the wrong level to point this out, but *defuse not diffuse.
November 19, 2025 at 3:09 PM
This is the wrong level to point this out, but *defuse not diffuse.
As they greenlight policies that poison the environment.
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
As they greenlight policies that poison the environment.
Shut up, Piggy!
November 19, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Shut up, Piggy!
She’s full of shit AND completely lacking in originality.
November 18, 2025 at 5:49 AM
She’s full of shit AND completely lacking in originality.
Pants on fire NOW!
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Pants on fire NOW!
Perhaps they’re moving to a system where you’ll circle a color swatch.
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Perhaps they’re moving to a system where you’ll circle a color swatch.
And look at the thanks he’s getting for it.
November 18, 2025 at 1:07 AM
And look at the thanks he’s getting for it.
It’s not an opossum. That’s a different animal.
November 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
It’s not an opossum. That’s a different animal.
Many Americans don’t realize that there are two different animals that don’t look that much alike: possums from Australia and thereabouts, and opossums from North America. Thank you, Nick, for showing us what a possum actually is.
November 18, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Many Americans don’t realize that there are two different animals that don’t look that much alike: possums from Australia and thereabouts, and opossums from North America. Thank you, Nick, for showing us what a possum actually is.
You’re talking about opossums, not possums.
November 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
You’re talking about opossums, not possums.
It’s a paradox, how 100% can still keep growing.
November 18, 2025 at 12:54 AM
It’s a paradox, how 100% can still keep growing.
Reposted
Thank you, I must share this
November 18, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Thank you, I must share this
Thank you, I must share this
November 18, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Thank you, I must share this
Oh please
November 18, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Oh please
It looks like he pulled it straight from his diaper.
November 18, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It looks like he pulled it straight from his diaper.
Exactly what I’m afraid of too.
November 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Exactly what I’m afraid of too.