i have 84 wikipedia tabs open

drunk and researching the geological history of canada again

today while driving home I saw somebody with a labubu hanging off their car like truck nuts

the world's loudest toyota corolla has made a surprise visit to Oakland today

my favorite fact about jojos bizarre adventure is that during part 5 mista shoots himself 35 times and giorno loses 6 arms

human actions, such as sending an email to someone sitting three feet away from you

yesterday I had a dream that I went back to school to learn about beyblades. I was the only adult in a class of 11-year-olds & they all wanted me dead

i have a question for the catholics. is there a patron saint of excel spreadsheets

she mine on my craft until the bed rock (edition)

got the chance to end a work email with "God help us all" today

every place of business should have a dedicated "naptime" area where you can go if youare feeling sleepym

blaze pizza is perfectly fine and edible about 75% of the time

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mithrid... absolutely tragic that this guy was born 2000 years too early to sell detox wellness teas on instagram

youtube thinks I'm a 50+ cishet man because I watch a lot of plane crash investigation videos and it keeps serving me poorly made dick pill ads. Please ma'am I do not care what apple cider vinegar did to your husband's manhood I am not putting it inside me for any reason other than salad dressing

Here's what I know about Severance, through osmosis: everyone works at The Company. The Company does Business Things and is maybe also Hell. There are upstairs and downstairs departments connected by an elevator. Everyone who works upstairs has a clone who is trapped downstairs and no one can leave

sometimes I will have fucked up gory horror dreams that definitely SHOULD be nightmares but my subconscious is just like "ok 👍 this is fine and normal" but also one time I woke up screaming cause I dreamed they turned my dad into a seahorse

incredibly drunk rn and infinitely grateful to the concept of "youtube playlists"

the best + most natural state of being for any living thing is "slightly damp"