EXT. Park - Day.
Host: ‘you and me? We’re so alike. We have eyes. We breathe. And there’s a chance our grandparents were siblings. But were they?
Maybe! With Incestry.com, we can demystify our past and confirm why we’re not OK.
Incestry.com: ancestral incest confirmed or your money back!’

#comedy

Before Twilight

‘…and so it’s all about this love triangle between a werewolf, a vampire, and a regular American girl’, said Stephanie.

‘…and so it’s all about this love triangle between a werewolf, a vampire, and a regular American girl’, said Stephanie.

And then the publisher beamed.

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