Johnny Bluesky
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Nic Cage has got to stop buying castles
December 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Nic Cage has got to stop buying castles
I don’t get why it’s a hot take that home runs and strikeouts are fun to watch, pretending to enjoy grounders to 2nd is boomer stuff.
NBAslop is real though.
NBAslop is real though.
December 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I don’t get why it’s a hot take that home runs and strikeouts are fun to watch, pretending to enjoy grounders to 2nd is boomer stuff.
NBAslop is real though.
NBAslop is real though.
Definitely added to the “they always get better” thing by randomly making an all star game the next year, I just can’t stay mad at a rental innings eater compared to guys who were brought in to be the future
November 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Definitely added to the “they always get better” thing by randomly making an all star game the next year, I just can’t stay mad at a rental innings eater compared to guys who were brought in to be the future
I’ll never forget Graveman coming back from COVID clean shaven because he’d set his beard on fire. Don’t get hating Tyler Anderson, he was a just fine 5th starter after Sheffield tanked. He got shelled in game 162 but it’s not his fault they didn’t have a better option with the season on the line
November 20, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I’ll never forget Graveman coming back from COVID clean shaven because he’d set his beard on fire. Don’t get hating Tyler Anderson, he was a just fine 5th starter after Sheffield tanked. He got shelled in game 162 but it’s not his fault they didn’t have a better option with the season on the line
If we’re talking 2021 it’s Toro, Marmolejos, Bauers, Montero, Yusei in the 2nd half on my hater list.
November 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
If we’re talking 2021 it’s Toro, Marmolejos, Bauers, Montero, Yusei in the 2nd half on my hater list.
He’s 28. Could be a bad deal in 2030 but he’ll be Schwarber’s age by the end of it
November 17, 2025 at 4:55 PM
He’s 28. Could be a bad deal in 2030 but he’ll be Schwarber’s age by the end of it
YOU’RE GODDAMN RIGHT I CALLED IN THE CODE BREAD
November 4, 2025 at 5:57 PM
YOU’RE GODDAMN RIGHT I CALLED IN THE CODE BREAD
Clement’s excuse me swing on the first pitch looks especially brutal
November 1, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Clement’s excuse me swing on the first pitch looks especially brutal
Played Tsushima in between Oblivion Remastered and Kingdom Come 2 and it made it clear how joyless the world of that game is. 40 straight hours of War is Hell and Revenge Makes You Dig Two Graves
October 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Played Tsushima in between Oblivion Remastered and Kingdom Come 2 and it made it clear how joyless the world of that game is. 40 straight hours of War is Hell and Revenge Makes You Dig Two Graves
Tryna strike a chord and it’s probably F#12 diminished
October 21, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Tryna strike a chord and it’s probably F#12 diminished
On top of all of that, 24 was Kobe’s number and that looks a lot more like Kobe that Shaq.
October 19, 2025 at 10:26 PM
On top of all of that, 24 was Kobe’s number and that looks a lot more like Kobe that Shaq.
They’ve done nothing with George Kirby in four years and it’s infuriating.
October 17, 2025 at 1:11 AM
They’ve done nothing with George Kirby in four years and it’s infuriating.
The R.A. Dickey measuring contest
October 13, 2025 at 12:20 AM
The R.A. Dickey measuring contest
They’ll make an effort to show up to Seattle but I think we’ll outnumber them 8-1
October 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
They’ll make an effort to show up to Seattle but I think we’ll outnumber them 8-1
It’s much more resigned to fate than LeBron and J.R. Smith
October 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
It’s much more resigned to fate than LeBron and J.R. Smith
4 key changes and a time signature change in a minute was the only way to get mentally prepared for a John Halama start
October 7, 2025 at 8:52 PM
4 key changes and a time signature change in a minute was the only way to get mentally prepared for a John Halama start
ESPN will move heaven and earth to make sure a Luis Gil start is in prime time.
October 1, 2025 at 5:36 PM
ESPN will move heaven and earth to make sure a Luis Gil start is in prime time.
Some good Reatios
September 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Some good Reatios
This is why the left needs a cable news host called Brian HousingFirstmeade
September 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
This is why the left needs a cable news host called Brian HousingFirstmeade
The Less I Know About The Chicago White Sox The Better
September 4, 2025 at 3:34 PM
The Less I Know About The Chicago White Sox The Better
You can’t teach speed!
September 3, 2025 at 4:29 PM
You can’t teach speed!
Parents from Utah randomly putting a y in a normal name: Terrible
Parents from Cuba and Venezuela inventing a name that starts with Y: The best names I’ve ever seen
Parents from Cuba and Venezuela inventing a name that starts with Y: The best names I’ve ever seen
September 2, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Parents from Utah randomly putting a y in a normal name: Terrible
Parents from Cuba and Venezuela inventing a name that starts with Y: The best names I’ve ever seen
Parents from Cuba and Venezuela inventing a name that starts with Y: The best names I’ve ever seen
Let’s remember some guys whose names shouldn’t have started with a K
September 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Let’s remember some guys whose names shouldn’t have started with a K
He’s a Seahawks fan who wants to see Biil’s downfall
September 1, 2025 at 10:37 PM
He’s a Seahawks fan who wants to see Biil’s downfall