va va voom

that's a paddlin

goin schlong

it's so fun to keep seeing this every time i open bsky

going full santa barbara mode (wrapping up a solo 4:00 pm chenin blanc, watching sail boats, considering buying a little ouid before my farm-to-table dinner)

it's sooooo 'get em before they die' coded

can't survive without a federal backstop on financing, can't survive if forced to pay for primary materials. fucking flop industry.

never seen a better argument in favor of mass cultural reeducation than "sally, when the wine runs out."

drop the @ king

just saying that if you give off like an archduke kinda vibe maybe stay home for a while