Perflichenschlag
perflichenschlag.bsky.social
Perflichenschlag
@perflichenschlag.bsky.social
Raging feminist, proud Cat Lady.
Flying rats.
January 18, 2025 at 12:48 AM
THIS! It’s such a fast game and so exciting. I never understand why it’s not more popular.
December 31, 2024 at 6:39 PM
It’s funny that he thinks anyone fears him. Just think he’s pathetic.
November 28, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Ouch
November 26, 2024 at 1:35 AM
I’m ashamed of how many times i’ve put ours up on Xmas eve. Procrastination FTW!
November 24, 2024 at 11:23 PM
I see the stripers are biting!
November 24, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Mine eats those things within 8 hours.
November 24, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Who can still sing the preamble to the Constitution?
November 24, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Yes it is, it’s a magic number :)
November 24, 2024 at 11:14 PM
So sorry for poor wee Bella! I hope you are doing okay, too. That must have been traumatic. ❤️‍🩹
November 24, 2024 at 11:04 PM
So we can be sure there aren’t any in the regular rolls.
a white cat is eating food on a wooden floor
ALT: a white cat is eating food on a wooden floor
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November 24, 2024 at 6:45 PM
We lived near a hotdog place that everyone assumed was a front for the mob. Nobody I know ever went there yet it stayed open for years.
November 24, 2024 at 4:09 PM
My takeaway is that everyone was awful to Rudolph then all of a sudden (with Santa's blessing) they wanted to be besties. Y'all better start off the convo with an apology and we'll go from there.
Also, Santa was clearly aware of this situation and did nothing to stop the bullying, so F him too.
November 24, 2024 at 4:03 PM
For some reason Eastern Europe seems to have really amazing manhole covers.
November 24, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Question - did the lightbulb burn out, forcing you to change it? Or did you just hunker down and change it for aesthetics?

My kids are both adults (one nearing 30) and their toys are still in the attic, along with their books. Time for some Swedish Death Cleaning.
November 24, 2024 at 3:51 PM
I'm fine with ppl getting pee on the seat for whatever reason. Just WIPE IT OFF OMG. Courtesy flushing is a lost art.
November 24, 2024 at 3:47 PM
There is an app called Goods Unite Us and they LYK if the companies made donations to political parties. They also give a percentage of how much blue and how much red. Really helpful and eye opening.
November 24, 2024 at 3:43 PM
I'm gonna have to question the wisdom of this publication. Sure, cheese works but if someone was taking my stuff and filling it with rue (what does this mean? roux?) and throwing it into rivers, I'd be pretty pissed off.
November 24, 2024 at 3:32 PM
I would name her something Spanish since she came from PR. Isabela, Bella for short? Sofia?
November 24, 2024 at 2:59 PM
Uh well I'm planning on serving it but nobody is obligated to eat it. (They will)
November 24, 2024 at 12:16 AM
With the heated seats on high!
November 23, 2024 at 11:02 PM
I'm way too lazy to do any of that. Bubble & squeak is the way to go!
November 23, 2024 at 10:58 PM