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DD FlubDub 🇨🇦
@perfectparanoia.bsky.social
🇨🇦Mother to 3 humans, 2 dogs and 2 cats.
I’m so Canadian, we are selling maple syrup as a fundraiser for my kid’s hockey team.

(And I was honestly shocked how easy it was to sell them.)
November 24, 2025 at 3:14 AM
We say it all the bloody time. Despite trying not to!
November 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Wait, what? This is a no-brainer. It will save countless infant lives.
November 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
That’s what I was thinking. Gee, she looks a little young for menopause.
November 17, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Go Ticats!
November 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I didn’t even know that. I’ve probably elected one. Do you know why?

BECAUSE WE DON’T CARE WHAT RELIGION YOU PRACTICE.

Seriously, it feels like the US is sliding into medieval England.
November 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
When I have to give things to the food bank, I make it half easy to prepare, filling food.

The other half is the making for birthday cakes. Because those are important, too.
November 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Because so many weird things happened! It was great!
November 2, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Depends where they fly out of. I recommend not Pearson.
November 2, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I clench my jaw when stressed. I am having to ice it.
November 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Expos started in ‘69. Jays in ‘77.
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 AM
We have a zombie baseball game this year…go Jays!
October 31, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Who gets to do the necropsy?
October 22, 2025 at 11:24 PM
The gear metal and I’m not sure what the solid is about. I’m going with Metal Gears Solid.
October 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Do you have a link to the article/video?

Bet it was cheaper than everything else we are throwing at the problem.
October 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I’m reaching the end of my ‘pushing’ rope. I really pushed in the last Ontario election and still no one voted and we are back with a Ford government.
October 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The problem is, and continues to be, we do not have a better option in Canada right now. I don’t see the Conservatives doing better. It’s so frustrating.

Not to mention, there needs to be Provincial and Municipal action.

It makes me want to shake the whole political class.
October 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
10% is better than the 0% we are addressing now. 🤷🏻‍♀️

It’s a start. There needs to be much more.

(I am a proponent of socialized housing first to help the bottom first but, sadly, I’m not in charge.)
October 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Faster is in the long term more affordable. If there is enough housing for everyone, then prices go down. That is what they are trying to do.

(It’s still going to be too slow but it starts to solve some problems. )
October 16, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Audiobooks are also useful during the three hours of meal prep for Thanksgiving (yes, Americans, it is Canadian Thanksgiving this weekend.)

We are having ours untraditionally tomorrow. My husband found a 23 pound turkey. I will be up very early tomorrow.
October 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
To be fair, if a war does come, they will be handy for cooking over open fires. And they will still be working in 100 years.
October 10, 2025 at 12:04 AM
At ANY sign of infection (smell, pus, swelling), go to a doctor. You will need (at the very least) antibiotics.

IANAD, just a first aid weirdo who finds herself in weird situations all the time. I would, personally, go to urgent care immediately.
October 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
If you can’t get to the hospital, you can use butterfly bandages from the pharmacy.

If that’s not possible, put a non-stick dressing on it and push it together while someone ties a strip of cloth pretty tightly around it. Change the dressing at least once a day.
October 9, 2025 at 11:59 PM
These so-called christians are missing that you have to say it in your heart not just with your words.

Because that’s how one is forgiven. And it means that, by definition, your actions will change.

It’s not that complex. Walk the walk.
October 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
At least they’re dry and clean? 🤷🏻‍♀️
October 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM