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Perfect Orb 🍄
@perfectorb.bsky.social
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Mostly here to post Louie and mushrooms. He/him. Trans rights are human rights!
Alt profile: pfp is a yellow sponged red bolete mushroom with sun and hillside in background. Banner is a heeler mix dog laying in the woods

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More mushrooms from this great mushrooming season
Bright orange wrinkly gooey looking witch’s butter surrounded by moss growing from a rotten fallen log Large charismatic orange golden chanterelle growing out of mossy duff Bright orange red aminita muscaria with lots of white warts growing in garden mulch
November 22, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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Great day foraging for chanterelles with my work buddy!
A giant orange chanterelle with pronounced false gills being held in my friend’s hand. Temperate rainforest in the background Two golden chanterelles growing in rich dark duff Two golden chanterelles in fir duff the one in the back has split due to excess water
November 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Went on a short mushroom hunt yesterday before getting my mouth drilled for hours
Big wavy golden chanterelle growing in fir tuff and surrounded by salal berries Orange golden chanterelle growing in fir needle tuff with two tiny lbms (little brown mushrooms) in the foreground Two golden chanterelles growing in fir needle twigs and duff
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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It’s sacrilegious how cheap chanterelles are at costco. They are fairly high quality too
Half full pallet of golden chanterelles being sold for 12.99 a goddamn pound Close up of the packaging showing completely good chanterelles in 1lbs packeging
November 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Yeah, they are for sure my autistic hyperfocus 😁
Tiny red waxcap emerging from twiggs and tuff Underside of a red waxycap showing it’s gills Orange coral mushroom growing amongst moss
November 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Heidi Klum wore it better
Heidi Klum dressed in an extravagant green Medusa monster costume including a trailing snake tail
November 1, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Louie being a good outdoor boy
Louie (black white and tan heeler mix) sitting behind me on a hike rest, making sure predators don’t get me Louie standing in a field with a frisbee Louie running to me with his mouth sticking through the middle of the frisbee
November 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Sickos at the window going Yes! yes! Meme. Bunnygirl varient
October 31, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Live Slan reaction
Lego figure of the demon queen Slan with her tentacle hair, batwings and corset
October 31, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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We found some pretty mushrooms on yesterday’s hike!
Palm sized gelatinous translucent white mushroom in my hand showing the toothed underside Two fully grown scaly philota mushrooms. They are cream and orange colored with lots of shaggy orange flaps coming off the cap and stem Bottom of a dead rotten tree absolutely covered in small cream colored mushrooms, most likely honey fungus
October 31, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Louie rolled in something rank, bath time 😭
Black white and tan heeler mix in the shower. He’s looking mournfully at me to let him out
October 31, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Damn he grows a beard quick
Tv screen photo of a very tired looking dodgers pitcher(?) with a marvelous beard
October 28, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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Why shouldn’t I? Why shouldn’t I eat the lobster?
Orb holding a giant lobster mushroom in while giving it a frowny thoughtful look Orb with mouth wide open going for a bite of the lobster mushroom
October 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Hell yeah! Dogs bring such joy to the world
Louie laying in grass in his orange harness with a big stick laying across his legs
October 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Louie laying on a mossy rock looking ay the camera
October 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Had a great time foraging with my buddies on the week off!
Me holding a big orange wavey lobster mushroom with lush moss and ferns in the background. A stick with three cute little translucent white cat’s tongue fungus found by my buddy Big lopsided orange golden chanterelle growing out of moss Possibly enokis growing off a rotten cut log
October 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Never forget the Bomb Witches
Black clad woman (demon) in a twin spiked faceless helmet throwing a bomb at the viewer. THINK FAST is written below it. One of the many Adeptus Rediculous pinup posters
October 25, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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Bounty from our semi-elicit foraging
Wavy ridged golden chanterelle Cluster of small golden chanterelles in duff Red lobster mushroom in dark duff
October 20, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Most of the lobsters I thinly sliced and dehydrated. They shrank to nothing!
Cutting board with large lobster mushrooms with monster can for scale. White drying tray with thin sliced lobsters Clear drying tray with thin sliced lobsters Quart sized bag full of dried lobster mushrooms
October 17, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Lobster mushrooms baked nice and crisp with spicy dandan noodles
Pile of nicely baked lobster mushrooms With spicy noodles
October 15, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Fully baked, needs salt
Lobster mushroom fully baked, i then tossed in the oil, salted and put back in for another 10 minutes
October 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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The giant lobster on the left i’ve cleaned, thick sliced and oiled. Now for the oven until roasted through
Giant lobster mushroom thick cut on a foiled cooking sheet Same mushrooms oiled and in the oven
October 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Processing the lobsters today. Half I’m going to bake with oil, garlic salt and pepper, the other half sliced thin and dried. Monster can for scale
Cutting board with varying sized lobster mushrooms and a blue monster can
October 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Lobsters! Lobsters everywhere!
Giant horn shaped lobster mushroom in my friend’s hand. It’s has cracked brick orange crust, woods in background A deep orange lobster mushroom in my hand An old red lobster mushroom in fir duff. It was hollow when touched Four bright orange to red lovbster mushrooms arranged in a circle(?)
October 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Heh, it’s how I was introduced almost a decade ago! Word of WORM is only spread word of mouth.

Also the fanart community for Wildbow’s works kicks ass
Art of a flying blonde woman in a white pagent style dress and white knee high boots kicking a car so hard that it ms gone blurry with speed Art of a man in black biker leathers and a modified biker helmet with liquid smoke flowing around him Art of a thin woman in a black costume with yellow bug eyes in a flooded city surrounded by bugs
October 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM