celestial warframe 🍉
@perfectmetal.bsky.social
maker demon. mecha pilot. machine whisperer.
never trust an adult with two masters degrees
June 3, 2025 at 1:36 AM
never trust an adult with two masters degrees
even at my lois i meg it happen
June 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
even at my lois i meg it happen
"why didn't you just get out of the way? " is a sentence some adults just don't wanna hear man
April 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
"why didn't you just get out of the way? " is a sentence some adults just don't wanna hear man
you're a song i just want to keep playing over and over again
April 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
you're a song i just want to keep playing over and over again
Jessie from team rocket got me feeling things i'd treat her so right
April 19, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Jessie from team rocket got me feeling things i'd treat her so right
I've got this fun habit where i send all my friends who won't speak up on behalf of palestine the most fucked up shit my reels feed can conjure
March 26, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I've got this fun habit where i send all my friends who won't speak up on behalf of palestine the most fucked up shit my reels feed can conjure
i'll scroll on here for days until i see a funny tweet, only to find out its just my own 😔
March 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
i'll scroll on here for days until i see a funny tweet, only to find out its just my own 😔
i need these red bull flavored vapes to drop already
March 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
i need these red bull flavored vapes to drop already
addicted to office siren baddies and i can't put down the cup
March 19, 2025 at 4:27 PM
addicted to office siren baddies and i can't put down the cup
can tell this is gonna be one of those big find myself years
March 12, 2025 at 8:17 AM
can tell this is gonna be one of those big find myself years
>be me
>have loving wife and comfortable life
>portal opens up
> alternate timeline version of me walks out
>guy says he's done all this to see my/his wife one last time
>he leaves
>wife now upset a version of me has ability to cross dimensions, current me doesn't appreciate her to that level
>have loving wife and comfortable life
>portal opens up
> alternate timeline version of me walks out
>guy says he's done all this to see my/his wife one last time
>he leaves
>wife now upset a version of me has ability to cross dimensions, current me doesn't appreciate her to that level
February 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
>be me
>have loving wife and comfortable life
>portal opens up
> alternate timeline version of me walks out
>guy says he's done all this to see my/his wife one last time
>he leaves
>wife now upset a version of me has ability to cross dimensions, current me doesn't appreciate her to that level
>have loving wife and comfortable life
>portal opens up
> alternate timeline version of me walks out
>guy says he's done all this to see my/his wife one last time
>he leaves
>wife now upset a version of me has ability to cross dimensions, current me doesn't appreciate her to that level
i want my pilots black and gay and my engineers chinese I'm tired of this shit
February 20, 2025 at 4:48 AM
i want my pilots black and gay and my engineers chinese I'm tired of this shit
crashing out remains largely performance art. keep in mind no one of any actual means will actually want to save you.
February 19, 2025 at 10:39 PM
crashing out remains largely performance art. keep in mind no one of any actual means will actually want to save you.
being friends with dudes who ain't gotta car is so exhausting i see why women don't want to fuck yall
February 6, 2025 at 3:55 AM
being friends with dudes who ain't gotta car is so exhausting i see why women don't want to fuck yall
dreams of the wife wearing nothing but arcteryx watching the rain from the window. the cat is purring in his sleep. the tea kettle starts whistling.
January 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
dreams of the wife wearing nothing but arcteryx watching the rain from the window. the cat is purring in his sleep. the tea kettle starts whistling.
but why would big tobacco want to kill me specifically?
January 30, 2025 at 12:38 AM
but why would big tobacco want to kill me specifically?
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skeet shooting sounds fun but i don't know if i can afford to replace all those monitors
January 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
skeet shooting sounds fun but i don't know if i can afford to replace all those monitors
crazy bc i know if i was white people would be glazing tf out of my swag. id probably be rich rn.
January 29, 2025 at 3:51 PM
crazy bc i know if i was white people would be glazing tf out of my swag. id probably be rich rn.
bagchasers LLC
January 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
bagchasers LLC
call her alopecia how she forces me to reckon with my own mortality
January 28, 2025 at 11:23 PM
call her alopecia how she forces me to reckon with my own mortality
call her tech deck how she do tricks on it
January 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
call her tech deck how she do tricks on it
my obsession with aluminum stock is insane. touching this beautiful ass bare metal. i just want to eat it
January 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
my obsession with aluminum stock is insane. touching this beautiful ass bare metal. i just want to eat it
donald trump could do us just one dub and ban all drivers over 70
January 28, 2025 at 2:15 PM
donald trump could do us just one dub and ban all drivers over 70