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Perfect Cell
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Join my Cell Games…
It started as a joke but I might genuinely hate this kid
January 4, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Believe me, I know more than a thing or two about history “repeating” itself…
February 9, 2024 at 11:27 PM
It is truly peculiar, isn’t it?
February 9, 2024 at 12:39 PM
Greetings, everyone.

I’ve come to the unfortunate realization that one cannot throw an attack through a screen, making 1-on-1 combat impossible. Hence the game has changed a bit…

When the time comes, you will send me your hardest image, and I’ll rate how much it can defeat me.

You have 7 days…
February 9, 2024 at 12:34 PM
You’ll find out tomorrow morning…
February 9, 2024 at 12:28 AM
I’ll make an announcement stating the rules tomorrow, but if you really want to know… it’s not really a “battle” so to speak…
February 9, 2024 at 12:08 AM
You’re going first, no ands, ifs, or buts.
February 8, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Believe me, i’ll be sure to make quick work of any “spies” that attempt to infiltrate my tournament under my nose.
February 8, 2024 at 10:42 PM
I’ll disable your life if you keep talking, you fool.
February 8, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Don’t tell anyone but… it’s not really a battle… but that’s all I’ll say for now, more details will be announced tomorrow.
February 8, 2024 at 10:33 PM
Hmm… I’ll have to get back to you on that one…
February 8, 2024 at 10:27 PM
Simple really, a challenge where everyone who participates faces me, Cell, the ultimate life form, in a one on one battle to determine the
victor.

If you fall out of the ring, are knocked out, or die, that’s a loss. If anyone who participates manages to defeat me, your world is saved.
February 8, 2024 at 10:11 PM
Yes, that is a hand. Something I won’t have to lift when I face off against all of you.
February 8, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Apologies for making you uncomfortable during your errands, Mr. Pilgram.
February 8, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Truly a wise decision on your part…
February 8, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Indeed. you will face me, but a being’s skill is only as good as their witt. And you’ve already shown me all I need to see.
February 8, 2024 at 5:35 PM
What, have you not heard? Collect the seven Dragon Balls and you’ll be granted any wish in the world!
February 8, 2024 at 4:40 PM
You can’t read, can you?
February 8, 2024 at 3:23 PM
It’s certainly not a typical tournament,

Everyone who participates will take turns facing me in a 1-on-1 battle.

I assume most who come won’t even make me break a sweat…
February 8, 2024 at 3:22 PM
Greetings Bluesky, once again it is I, Cell.

You now have 8 days until the Cell Games begin, so I do hope all of you are getting your training in.

I’ll be quite disappointed if I don’t get to use my full power at least once…
February 8, 2024 at 1:51 PM
A quite simple challenge really. All contestants take turns in a 1-on-1 battle against yours truly.

Although if you’re going to compete, I must warn you that your charming and whimsical nature won’t be on your side this time, Wonka.
February 8, 2024 at 1:44 PM
I’m glad you asked…

A quite simple challenge really. All contestants take turns in a 1-on-1 battle against yours truly.

Considering how I am the one true ultimate life form, I predict no one can stand a chance against me.
February 8, 2024 at 4:23 AM
February 8, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Actually tho why’d they do that
February 8, 2024 at 2:51 AM
video games
February 8, 2024 at 2:47 AM