Rev. Doc Horatio P. Fleam, DFS - Bored, Certified!
@pereubu.bsky.social
aka Pere Ubu, sometimes King of Poland and Aragorn
professional curmudgeon
libertarian anarchosocialist, more or less
sometime writer and obsesser over TTRPGs
crappy artist
bibliophile
cat daddy
(Nothing to do with the band!)
BIAS METER SEZ VERY BIAS
professional curmudgeon
libertarian anarchosocialist, more or less
sometime writer and obsesser over TTRPGs
crappy artist
bibliophile
cat daddy
(Nothing to do with the band!)
BIAS METER SEZ VERY BIAS
THE CRAZY CAT LADIES ARE BUYING THEM ALL 🙀
November 20, 2025 at 8:16 PM
THE CRAZY CAT LADIES ARE BUYING THEM ALL 🙀
A) I have decided "because of all the criminal illegals" is going to be my go-to answer for everything. Why didn't I take the trash out? Why did I forget the anniversary? Because of the CRIMINAL ILLEGALS.
B) Isn't, um, "criminal illegal" a redundancy?
B) Isn't, um, "criminal illegal" a redundancy?
November 20, 2025 at 8:11 PM
A) I have decided "because of all the criminal illegals" is going to be my go-to answer for everything. Why didn't I take the trash out? Why did I forget the anniversary? Because of the CRIMINAL ILLEGALS.
B) Isn't, um, "criminal illegal" a redundancy?
B) Isn't, um, "criminal illegal" a redundancy?
*reports Brendel for misleading content*
November 19, 2025 at 10:30 PM
*reports Brendel for misleading content*
"other misleading content"
"THIS PERSON LIKES APPLES SO THEY *OBVIOUSLY* HATE DONUTS AND YET THEY ARE UNWILLING TO ADMIT THEIR BIAS"
"THIS PERSON LIKES APPLES SO THEY *OBVIOUSLY* HATE DONUTS AND YET THEY ARE UNWILLING TO ADMIT THEIR BIAS"
November 19, 2025 at 10:29 PM
"other misleading content"
"THIS PERSON LIKES APPLES SO THEY *OBVIOUSLY* HATE DONUTS AND YET THEY ARE UNWILLING TO ADMIT THEIR BIAS"
"THIS PERSON LIKES APPLES SO THEY *OBVIOUSLY* HATE DONUTS AND YET THEY ARE UNWILLING TO ADMIT THEIR BIAS"
Cool, he wants to mail us checks for the "dividend" from the tariffs WE'RE PAYING FOR
JFC just let me keep the $2000 and stop this "I have no idea what I'm doing" bullshit
JFC just let me keep the $2000 and stop this "I have no idea what I'm doing" bullshit
November 19, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Cool, he wants to mail us checks for the "dividend" from the tariffs WE'RE PAYING FOR
JFC just let me keep the $2000 and stop this "I have no idea what I'm doing" bullshit
JFC just let me keep the $2000 and stop this "I have no idea what I'm doing" bullshit
I misread the chyron for a second as "TRUMP, CLOWN PRINCE" 🤔
November 18, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I misread the chyron for a second as "TRUMP, CLOWN PRINCE" 🤔
Wait until Drygulch Ben finds out it's not just the "illegal" immigrants they want to deport
November 18, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Wait until Drygulch Ben finds out it's not just the "illegal" immigrants they want to deport
Obviously fascism springs, fully formed, from the head of Zeus, complete with death camps and a dude with a mustache. We ignore Mr. Nichols' deep understanding of politics, likely gained from repeated watchings of 60s Hannah-Barbera cartoons, at our peril.
November 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Obviously fascism springs, fully formed, from the head of Zeus, complete with death camps and a dude with a mustache. We ignore Mr. Nichols' deep understanding of politics, likely gained from repeated watchings of 60s Hannah-Barbera cartoons, at our peril.
TEH SURROWNDGZ!
November 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
TEH SURROWNDGZ!
You have to admit, though: "frog-on-a-sybian voice" is a hell of a phrase
November 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM
You have to admit, though: "frog-on-a-sybian voice" is a hell of a phrase
TRUMP: "Look, some people just need to get bonesawed, what am I gonna say?"
November 18, 2025 at 6:42 PM
TRUMP: "Look, some people just need to get bonesawed, what am I gonna say?"
If other countries "aren't laughing at us anymore", it's because they're staring at us with an open-mouthed expression of shock and dismay
November 18, 2025 at 5:37 AM
If other countries "aren't laughing at us anymore", it's because they're staring at us with an open-mouthed expression of shock and dismay
This is the first time I've ever seen this iteration - all the ones I remember end with the ball being ground into powder
November 18, 2025 at 5:33 AM
This is the first time I've ever seen this iteration - all the ones I remember end with the ball being ground into powder
Step 1: draw a circle
Step 2: draw a couple sticks
Step 3: draw the rest of the damn figure
Step 2: draw a couple sticks
Step 3: draw the rest of the damn figure
November 18, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Step 1: draw a circle
Step 2: draw a couple sticks
Step 3: draw the rest of the damn figure
Step 2: draw a couple sticks
Step 3: draw the rest of the damn figure
THE ART LESSON I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED 😮
November 18, 2025 at 5:23 AM
THE ART LESSON I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED 😮
I want to say it's a dumb person's idea of smart writing, but it isn't even that
November 18, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I want to say it's a dumb person's idea of smart writing, but it isn't even that
Frankenstein was his sled
November 18, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Frankenstein was his sled
Dr Frankenstein out here shopping for decorations at Michael's
November 17, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Dr Frankenstein out here shopping for decorations at Michael's
Violating laws of God and nature to get a threesome going? 🤔
November 17, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Violating laws of God and nature to get a threesome going? 🤔
Don't mess with spectres! They drain two levels at a hit! 😸
November 17, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Don't mess with spectres! They drain two levels at a hit! 😸
They'll get a special mallet with Tommy Robinson's signature on it to collect them
November 17, 2025 at 7:14 PM
They'll get a special mallet with Tommy Robinson's signature on it to collect them
What the actual fuck, England?
November 17, 2025 at 7:13 PM
What the actual fuck, England?
November 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
...thank you 😫
I knew I wasn't going to get it right
I knew I wasn't going to get it right
November 17, 2025 at 5:52 AM
...thank you 😫
I knew I wasn't going to get it right
I knew I wasn't going to get it right