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Sorry, John C Reilly, you're just going to have to own it. 🤷‍♂️⛵
Screenshot from independent.co.uk news 09/11/2025 John C Reilly : 'it's rough when people scream "Boats 'N Hoes" at you' Picture is Reilly wearing a blue pinstripe suit, light blue shirt, and dark blue tie. He is doffing his hat (a trilby??) which is a green/brown colour, and looking directly into the camera.
November 8, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Just the one?
An orange halloween bucket usually filled with sweets instead is filled with pho. The sign above reads "ONE SLURP OF PHO PER TRICK-OR-TREATER". The "ONE" is underlined three times.
October 20, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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Pablo Picasso Before His Morning Cup Of Coffee is a drawing by Tony Zuvela.
October 19, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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🐊 WARNING ACHTUNG 警告 🐊 #straya
Sign from Cairns Botanic Gardens: "WARNING ACHTUNG 警告 Recent crocodile sighting in this area. Crocodile attack can cause serious injury or death"
September 29, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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It's me.
Meme - "Overthinking about how I'm overthinking" Peter Griffin from Family Guy on a park bench in the thinker pose, with a transparent Peter Griffin in the same pose superimposed over the top.
September 28, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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This just came up in my Facebook feed. WTAF.
Title: "When someone asks me about my addiction" Image: a face with a hand holding down one nostril and a straw in the other as if snorting cocaine. Instead of a pile of cocaine there is a small flock of budgies.
September 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Hearts and minds.
Australian Financial Review: "Andrew Hastie slams colleagues as 'cowards' and 'muppets'. The Liberal frontbencher has lashed out at colleagues who anonymously criticised his social media presence and said he should tone down his leadership ambitions."
September 23, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Good morning from Cairns. 🌴
Cairns Esplanade. There are a bunch of very green trees on the other side of a wet road. There are a handful of cars angle parked on the other side. There is some low hanging cloud.
September 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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working a dumb joke into a slide pack because I have a weird sense of humor.
On the left is a picture of and older man called George Box, Statistician. He was famous for coining the phrase "All models are wrong, some are useful". George's picture is in black and white, he is wearing a cardigan, and smiling at the camera in a somewhat awkward pose. The portrait on the right is Australian actor Ian Smith, whose portrait is labelled "Harold from Neighbours" after the character he played. Harold's portrait is in colour and he looks at the camera in the opposite angle from George. While you probably wouldn't call them separated at birth, there's a faint resemblance.
September 10, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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non-sequitur.
Bluesky feed: Africa by Toto: "He turned to me as if to say" Walruslifestyle: "currently downloading a car"
September 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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heavens forbid people from the well heeled part of town cross the fucking Maribyrnong River, smdh. #melbswest
Screengrab from theage.com.au 04/09/2025 "Melbourne's `best vanilla slice` is now even easier to get at a new location. As a western suburbs bakery teams up with a cafe close to the CBD, we asked a former premier what he thinks of this take on the beloved Aussie baked good." (to be fair the vanilla slice in the picture looks awesome)
September 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Four Seasons Total Landscaping would be a lovely spot for the ceremony. 🥇
Theguardian.com/au 2025-09-02 Headline : "Trump says he will award Rudy Giuliani the Presidential Medal of Freedom" Picture is Giuliani in a navy suit, light blue shirt, red and blue striped tie walking through a doorway and looking into the distance.
September 1, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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ugh I used the word "nudge" in the behavioural science context and now I have the theme tune for Hey Dad! in my head.
The character Nudge from Hey Dad! (Christopher Truswell)
August 27, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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generative AI is a fucking stupid technology example 76348756328746
question to gemini: "is 1995 as many years ago as 2055 is into the future" AI overview answer: "No, 1995 is not as many years ago as 2055 is into the future. 1995 was 30 years ago from today's year of 2025, while 2055 is 30 years from 2025. Here's the math: * Years since 1995: 2025 - 1995 = 30 years. * Years until 2055: 2055 - 2025 = 30 years. Therefore, 1995 was 30 years in the past, and 2055 will be 30 years in the future, relative to the year 2025."
August 26, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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The carpet bag steak seems like a good way to ruin both the oysters and the steak.
"HAVE YOU HEARD OF CARPET BAG STEAK? Steak and oysters might sound like an unlikely duo, but in the 1950s, the Carpet Bag Steak was a dining room showstopper. This classic dish involved cutting a pocket into a thick steak, stuffing it with fresh oysters, and searing it to perfection." picture is of a very rare steak showing two oysters jammed into it, sitting on-top of some boiled potatoes and next to a bit of lettuce. source: Manetta's Seafood email marketing
August 22, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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Not sure what it is about Melbourne that sees trespass on track incidents occur at such a high frequency. I don't remember it happening so much when I lived in Sydney.
Notifications from PTV app: 1. Citybound services to run direct due to trespasser on lines near Flagstaff 2. Delays up to 10 minutes now clearing due to earlier trespasser. Services to resume via loop.
August 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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take the shot
Two tweets from @abdul on Twitter (2019-08-20) 1) ever since I was a little kid I've always wanted to get on a fire truck. I'm tempted to just walk my grown ass over to a fire station and just ask. 2) omg it worked picture of Abdul sitting behind the wheel of a big red firetruck smiling broadly
August 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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"No Time to Refill: The crew [of the Titanic] was focussed on evacuating passengers and didn't have time to refill the pool before the ship sank" 🙄 #ai
Google Gemini AI reponse to question: "is the pool of the Titanic still full". Answer: "No, the swimming pool on the Titanic is not full of water. The pool is empty due to the ship's sinking and the immense pressure at the depth where the Titanic lies. The pressure would crush any voids within the ship, and the base of the pool cracked as the ship sank, letting out the water".
July 25, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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Lenny! #couchpeloton
Lenny from The Simpsons riding what looks like a ride on mower.
July 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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This is where I post from.
Scene from the movie Sneakers (1992). David Strathairn as Whistler works on a computer. He is wearing dark sunglasses and overseen by Dan Aykroyd.
July 19, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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I had a "fakeberry", Nokia E71. It ruled.
A Nokia E71 promo photo.
July 15, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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A gloomy day to mooch about at Balmoral today, no one keen/silly enough to brave the cold water.
View of Balmoral Baths in Sydney. The foreground is yellow sand, the water is very flat and there is a board walk / promenade that encloses the swimming area. Behind that are a bunch of boats and the green of Balgowlah in the distance. There is a small bit of wood decking with a hand rail at the front of the shot. The top ~⅓ is branches coming down.
July 15, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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Seinfeld restaurant episode meme. Top segment: back of Jerry, maitre de has a Spotify logo over his face. Caption: "I know how to shuffle music" Bottom segment: Jerry and Elaine looking astonished. Caption: "I don't think you do".
July 14, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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The bull: just turn me into steaks already and end this humiliation. #couchpeloton #vache 🐮
A bull being pulled on a trailer behind a tractor. The tractor driver is waving. Photo of SBS TV coverage.
July 6, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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I had a work reason to bring up this episode of un-prime-ministerial behaviour today.
(Former) PM Tony Abbot posing for a selfie in speed dealer sunglasses next to a bemused looking tradie person wearing a bright orange high-vis vest and a white tshirt. PM Abbot is wearing a navy blue suit, white shirt, and lighter blue tie. His speed dealer sunnies have lime green frames. He grins like a gobshite.
July 4, 2025 at 6:22 AM