Could find my dog last night.

Some days you just need a reminder, you can wash your dog and ten minutes later find him at the door looking like this.

I really need to pee but ...
#doglife

The NINDS scientists fired in the RIF are back at work - for now - after a "coding error" led to their accidental termination. HHS blames "broken systems left to us by the Biden administration." My story @science.org www.science.org/content/arti...

Teams of amazing scientists from around the world met to tackle the huge challenge of combining immunotherapy and radiotherapy to improve responses in cancers. This is their report.
authors.elsevier.com/c/1kiL65EIIg...

I just don't understand. These are people who boast about being "businessmen." Like, that's their whole schtick. Yet they seem to have no comprehension of the concept of return on investment.

Pwwweease will you play? #dog

My latest story is out! "Dandelion and Wild Rose" (by TJ Berg) in MYTH & METAPHOR, another beautiful issue from @cosmicdaffodil.bsky.social .

tinyurl.com/mthhssee

I need to pee but he's sleeping. #dogs #workfromhomeproblems

Every time Trump wields his pardon pen, a fascist gets his wings!

This childhood anti-fable brought to you by the This Really is the President of the USA, no Fucking Kidding podcast.

Every time you say "Gulf of America" or "Mount McKinley" egg prices drop by $0.00.

OK, talking Oedipus Complex--he didn't *want* to kill his dad or marry his mom. It seems the real Oedipus Complex is losing your temper in troubling traffic situations, which honestly, I think is far more widespread.

USA: We have an obesity crisis in our kids! How did this happen?
Also USA: Kids, you get 15 min for lunch and 15 min for recess and "gym" is standing around waiting to repeat a "skill" for the teacher and extracurricular athletics cost a zillion dollars.

Hey Human, some jerk stuck a bunch of balls in a tree in the house.

Sometimes you get more work done because you don't want to disturb the leg warmer...even if you really need to pee.

Last week, annoyed at getting mansplained how to prepare for the cooking of the upcoming Thanksgiving feast. Bud, I am a scientist. I plan 16 elaborate experiments a week. I've been making Thanksgiving dinners for 15 years. I got this.

Today: Wait, what? Thanksgiving is THIS WEEK?

I feel like someone is emptying a clown car into the government. It doesn't end.