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Erika. Weird and Evil gay person that lives in your phone.
Stg there's someone on the street playing a slide whistle outside my house rn
November 7, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Stg there's someone on the street playing a slide whistle outside my house rn
When I was a senior in college I got my first jury summons but it was in the middle of finals so I postponed and then moved out of the county after graduation. Ten years later and the state of Massachusetts has finally caught up to me. Baby's first jury duty in Feb!!!
November 7, 2025 at 11:27 PM
When I was a senior in college I got my first jury summons but it was in the middle of finals so I postponed and then moved out of the county after graduation. Ten years later and the state of Massachusetts has finally caught up to me. Baby's first jury duty in Feb!!!
(to the tune of brick house by the commodores) Got my tits. Out.
October 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
(to the tune of brick house by the commodores) Got my tits. Out.
There is a spider who I let live by my kitchen sink to prevent other bugs but tonight I went to wash dishes and it was IN the sink. It made me work to get it out of there. SIR I am trying to save your life please work with me here!!
October 22, 2025 at 1:20 AM
There is a spider who I let live by my kitchen sink to prevent other bugs but tonight I went to wash dishes and it was IN the sink. It made me work to get it out of there. SIR I am trying to save your life please work with me here!!
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Timeline cleanse.
MAGA man eats pavement after shouting slurs at No Kings protesters
October 19, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Timeline cleanse.
Also encountered a group called "old dykes against tech bros" at the protest today. And you know what hell yeah
October 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Also encountered a group called "old dykes against tech bros" at the protest today. And you know what hell yeah
All the old people that showed up today are my homies now
October 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
All the old people that showed up today are my homies now
New tag yourself meme just dropped
Leavitt: "The Democrat Party's main constituency is made up of Hamas terrorists, illegal aliens, and violent criminals."
October 17, 2025 at 1:44 PM
New tag yourself meme just dropped
I wish to be as at peace as this guy
Po, an apple tree fairy with an apple balanced on his head, is the mascot for the annual Iida Puppet Festival in Nagano.
October 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I wish to be as at peace as this guy
Signs of the apocalypse on amazon dot com
October 7, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Signs of the apocalypse on amazon dot com
Truly there is every kind of person imaginable walking this earth
October 3, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Truly there is every kind of person imaginable walking this earth
Unfortunately he seems to also be running the US government
Udon Nou, who has noodles for brains, is a mascot from Kagawa Prefecture. He was handing out certificates to winners at this year’s Yuruverse mascot popularity contest (having won in 2023).
October 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Unfortunately he seems to also be running the US government
Wish I was autismmaxing here
Multiple mascots at the Yuruverse event in Sumida Park yesterday.
September 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Wish I was autismmaxing here
Happy mountain day to those who celebrate (lesbians)
September 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Happy mountain day to those who celebrate (lesbians)
I moved to twitter in 2009 with a bunch of friends from livejournal. This is the freshest start I've ever had on social media
September 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I moved to twitter in 2009 with a bunch of friends from livejournal. This is the freshest start I've ever had on social media